THE ANSWER TO PEACE AND WORLD HARMONY


Yes, I have the answer. It's very simple and quite majestic in the sheer brilliance of it all. Forget that stupid "Mama Mia" movie with all the ABBA songs. How many damn movies have we had lately with ABBA assaulting us? Alot. Yes, ABBA songs are catchy and frothy and fun. I agree. But ABBA has worn out it's pop welcome. It's time for something new. Barry Manilow. Oh you know you love Barry Manilow songs, secretly way deep down inside. Who the hell can't get into "It's a Miracle" or "Copacabana" or any of the other zillion trillion BM (as I like to call him) songs.

But what would even be better than Barry Manilow songs? I am going to tell you. The answer is very simple. Steve Perry sings Barry Manilow OR Steve does Barry. Now get your minds out of the gutter! It's fantastic. Steve Perry does an entire album of Barry songs!!!! I am so astounded by the thought of it I can barely even type all this down. Can you just imagine the videos? SP doing Copacabana?! Someone fan me I am about to faint.

Pseudo Journey be DAMNED STRAIGHT TO HELL! Perry is gonna take those Barry songs and he is gonna make them his own. He is going straight to the top of the Mother Effin charts and he ain't never coming down! STEVE DOES BARRY remains at the top of the charts for the 10th year in a row. Oh lordy how does he do it? In point of fact, after three years no one else releases anything new because NOTHING can compete/compare to Steve harmonizing Barry. Music as we know it becomes Steve singing the Barry songs. There is NOTHING else and no one needs or wants anymore. Perfection has now been realized and world peace settles across the globe! Wars end. The energy crisis is solved. The world settles into a Cinderella time of love and harmony as Steve sings Barry.

**Yes I know that every instance of Steve Perry has been bolded in beauteous color. Now you tell me, who the hell else deserves that privilege?! No one damn it!!***


BATMAN VERBALLY ABUSES MOM AND SISTER

Christian Bale AKA hot ass Batman was brought into the UK police pokey or whatever they call it there to answer q's about harassment of the aforementioned mom and sis. What the..... Nice how Mommie Dearest and sibling wait til the night of the UK Dark Knight premiere. Apparently, in the UK they have such a charge as VERBAL ABUSE which if it were on the books in the good old USA not one of our citizens would be free. We'd all be in jail!!!! I for one, am on Christian's side and think his family is a bunch of money hungry whack jobs. Somebody call the Joker there's work to be done here.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME

I have paid off my Bank of stinking America credit card. I called them today and told them to terminate my account forthwith (always wanted to use that in a sentence--hee hee) and of course, I had to listen to a spiel about keeping the card blah blah blah...CANCEL my account NOW! They wanted to know why. WHY??? Cause I just paid off the damn thing and I don't want to rack up anymore debt kthanx. BYE BYE BOA credit card may I never ever see you again. Yes, I do have one credit card for those of you who are probably asking that question right now. I will pay that off and then I will be in the land of DEBT FREE--how sweet it is. I will keep the card though for emergencies and the like. But as God is my witness I will never charge unneccesarily again! (I quantify that with what Scarlett said at the end of GWTW however: "Tomorrow is another day.") Pray for me and give me strength!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

Here is a link to a very interesting article about life after death and the conscious mind. Yes, it's late, I'm surfing the web and I'm getting morbid. What else is new? Yes, I know, but if you read it you will see that it is actually not morbid but actually funny, insightful and dare I say it, spiritual? Don't worry, I am not going religious wacko. Trust. And here is the link: Click here


LOST

Damn do I miss this show. And how long is it til January? Good lord, I better double up on my meds or I'll never make it. HA HA. I need a Desmond fix!!!!

TEXAS

I'm in the lone star state now and it is way different from NH. It's hot. Everyday. It looks the same. Everyday. Who'd have thought I would miss NH??? Of course, ask me the same question in FEBRUARY and you'll probably get a different response. I miss my friends, my family and my nieces but I hopefully will be working soon. Let's keep our fingers crossed that my background and urine tests come through. God I hope that Heroin I shot yesterday doesn't show up and I pray my Communism ties are not discovered.

TEXAS WACKY NEWS STORY

A Houston man (I'm in Dallas thank the lord) was fatally stabbed for having smelly feet. Yes, that's right, he had some really bad foot odor and therefore his roommate had to knife him, as anyone would do in a similar situation. And a cop quotes the dude: "The defendant said the victim had smelly feet." Another roommate, a woman, said she heard the men arguing about foot order. And thus, the dude stabbed the stinky feet guy 35 times. Can't we all just get along?? Wouldn't it have been easier to go out and get some Dr Scholls? Maybe they don't sell those in the great state of Texas! Yee ha.


QUOTE OF THE DAY, WEEK, MONTH, WHATEVER

Occam's Razor: "All other things being equal, the solution with the fewest assumptions is preferrable." Thus my friends, OJ did it.



DID YA KNOW????

JLo is spending up to $1000 smackers for her little dragon twins outfits and she will not let them where the same one twice? NOW YOU DO!