CLAY AIKEN IS GAY???

No, it cannnot be true, Clay Aiken CANNOT be gay. I mean, who knew? He is such a picture of manliness and raw beef cake that it's just unthinkable!!! How were we all fooled for so long? I just cannot believe this. I am in total shock. Actually, as you probably know, I am being so sarcastic that you need to wade through this paragraph. Anybody who has any common sense knew Aiken was gay. I think he waited til his career was waning to use this "announcement" as publicity. Somehow I find Lindsay Lohan finally almost admitting she is in a same sex relationship more news worthy and "surprising" if you will, then Clay Aiken confirming what everyone and the Pope already knew as fact.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To Michael, John, Janis and Audrey!!!! All my peeps are having bdays this month. My hand is cramping from sending out so many cards! And Audrey, get well soon girl!!!

GOOD WISHES

I send out good wishes to Travis Barker and DJ AM who are recovering from 2nd and 3rd degree burns sustained in the plane crash of last week. Both are expected to make a full recovery. It's gonna be a rough, painful road. My thoughts are with you. (Yes, I know, I'm not making fun of them or whining or doing anything sarcastic. Even *I* have feelings!!!)

GEORGE MICHAEL

Good 'ol George was arrested YET AGAIN in a Men's bathroom. This time it was for drugs and God knows what else. Seriously, is the guy that bored that he has to cruise Men's rooms late at night? Come visit me George, I could use the company and my place doesn't smell of sweat, urine and other bodily functions best not named. Well, at least not YET!!!! Someone needs to wake him up before he go go goes to jail. HA HA!!! I made myself laugh. Pardon my pun. No, acutally don't.


1980's FORGOTTEN SONG GEMS

Let's start out with one of the 80's "Supergroups" Asia and Only Time Will Tell. Then we'll move into The Glamorous Life by Prince Protege Sheila E. And finally how about The Warrior by Scandal? "Shooting at the walls of heartache bang bang I am the Warrior." Yes, classic and immortal words that really should be sewn into a Sampler.