LOST!



Last night's Lost was a myriad of wonderfulness from the very beginning as good ole Vincent alerts everyone to the mass of flesh floating in the water. Turns out that the corpus delecti is the Dr. from the freighter. You know, the dude that was nursing Minkowski through his illness. We all know how that turned out. Jack was downing some pills and while the first thing to pop into my head was OXYCONTIN alert, I thought that this may be wrong due to some spoilers about the next episode where Jack has a medical issue and Juliet has to help him. Of course, it could be the start of his pill addiction but it could also be an antibiotic like he told Kate. Speaking of Kate, wasn't that a totally gratuitous shot at the beginning of her sliding down part of her shirt while Jack walks by, trying so HARD (heh heh) not to notice?

Okay-- I really thought that Claire was going to bite it and Alex would not. WRONG. Congrats Lost guys you once again fooled the crap outta me. And I thank you. I do think Ben was surprised when Alex was taken out. I'm not sure if he really didn't expect them to do it or if he was hoping they wouldn't. It was obvious that Ben would not give himself up, thus his Island cause, for anyone, even his daughter. But the shocked expression on his face when she was shot and his zombified look for the next several seconds showed that Ben did have real love for the girl. Unfortunately for Alex, nothing and nobody is going to stand in Ben's way in fulfilling whatever mission/agenda he has. I half expected Rousseau to come crawling out of the jungle and dispatch Keamy.

Bernard really stuck it to Faraday when he revealed he knew Morse Code. Way to go Bernard. I like Bernard. For some reason he and Vincent are close to my heart. Not as close as Desmond, whom I'm sad to say, made nary an appearance in the episode. Let's hope that is rectified next week.

That hieroglyphic door in Ben's cabin was a hoot. Hoot? Oh god, did I say that? Yes, I did. Is the door a time travel portal or something? I have no clue and really not even a guess except wow, cool Egyptian door hidden in the midst of Lost Island.

I must admit, I was floored when Ben suddenly went Commando and in Indiana Jones fashion, annihilated the dudes in the Sahara. WTF???? Meek and mild Ben, who usually has others do his bidding is actually capable of covert intrigue and butt kicking action the likes of we've never seen before?! Wow. Now we know how/why Sayid becomes Ben's henchman. Poor Nadia. But since I barely knew her I really don't care that much. All she is for me is plot development. See ya Nadia, thanks for helping move the story along!!!!

Is there any significance in the risk game that Hurley and Sawyer were playing and Hurley makes reference to Australia being the key to winning the game? Could it be this was just an innocuous little game that had no meaning at all? It's Lost, come on!!!!! Of course it had some meaning!!!

The Smokey smack down was epic. Did Ben summon it?It looks that way but when you think of how it killed Eko and attacked Juliet and Kate, it makes me wonder. It did take me back to the good old days when it pulled the pilot out of the cockpit in the very first episode.

Who knew Ben was such a dapper dresser amongst all his other skills! In the confrontation with Widmore he was wearing a very stylish long coat. I was impressed. I totally understood that Ben was thirsting for revenge when he told Widmore he was going to kill his daughter Penelope so he'd know what that type of pain felt like, but what confused me was Widmore not knowing where the Island is. At the end they both said the race was on (for Ben to find Penelope, Widmore Lost Island) however if Widmore's freighter is floating just out of sight of the Island and the Mercenaries have infiltrated it and successfully wiped out a bunch of Others, how can Widmore NOT know where it is???? Color me confused on that one.

Favorite Comedic Moment: In the midst of the mercenaries attacking New Otherton, the doorbell rings. Nope, it's not Avon calling, just Miles!!!

Favorite Lines:

Faraday: (when Jack asks when was the last time he saw the freighter Dr) "When, when is kind of a relative term."

Ben: (to the hotel Lady regarding the date) Today is October 24th........2005?"

Ben: (to Locke, explaining what is happening in the midst of the mercenary strike) "I think the technical term is shock and awe."

Ben: (to the dead bodies of the Saraha dudes after kicking their collective asses) "Oh, you do speak English?"

ONE HOUR TIL LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I will post more tomorrow, I don't think I'm gonna make the next 60 minutes. But I must, if I don't I will miss out on Desmond, smoke monster and a globe trotting Ben!



COUCH JUMPING PART DEUX

Apparently Tommyboy Cruise will be making a return to Oprah shortly to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the movie Risky Business. Let's hope Oprah has an industrial strength couch on hand. What would Xenu do??? I know that last sentence makes absolutely no sense in the context of this subject, but I just had to put it down. So, what WOULD Xenu do??????

TWO DAYS UNTIL LOST RETURNS ---THAT IS ALL!!!!

SCIENTOLOGY IS BAD MMMKAY

Well, seems like a high ranking Sciento (or rather ex Sciento) is speaking out about how crappy and bad and horrible the "religion" is. This high ranking dude is an actor, Jason Beghe, who apparently was in a bunch of movies and TV shows and such. Anyhoo, he's speaking out about the wackiness that we already knew existed in the land of Tommy Girl and friends and how much buckaroos it costs to become a CLEAR. Youtube took the videos down but they can be found at Xenutv.com. Interesting stuff. Makes you wonder what the hell those idiot Scientologist celebrities are really thinking and why they are all so damn stupid!!!

LOST

Only three more flipping days til the remaining episodes of Season Four of the best damn TV show ever!!! Geez, could I gush anymore? You'd think the producers of the show were paying me or something! I am so excited for Thursday that I am floating on a cloud. Well, okay, I'm excitied but not actually floating on anything, at least not a cloud. HA HA. Speaking of LOST, which we all know I cannot stop talking about, ABCTV.com has a cool game called LOSTSCAPE. You find a bunch of hidden stuff on the Island, get some cool clips and info on the show, and when you find a certain number (7 I think) you can register to win a trip to...wait for it...SAN DIEGO to attend Comicon and get to go to a Lost forum. OMG if I won that I would be in heaven for damn sure!

I rewatched the pilot episode on ABCTV in HD mind you, and damn was it ever good! Hearing the monster roar and seeing the tree tops stirring took me back to the innocent days when all of LOST was new. And re-watching the pilot get ripped out of the cockpit and torn apart and left a bloody dead mess in the tree was really cool too! Okay, I'm gonna shut up...for now....

LOST COUNTDOWN

One more week!!!!!!!!! I am going through serious withdrawls and it is not pretty for the people who must be around me. But never fear, only a week and then I will be easier to live with, at least until the end of May!!!

Lost tidbit: The finale episode will be titled "No Place Like Home" Part 1 and 2


SUPERNATURAL

The TV show, not my awesome psychic abilities and jaw dropping gorgeousness. Well, while Lost is on "hiatus" I can thrill to the coolness of Sam and Dean as they hunt evil and kick demon asses. Tonight's episode is a weird take on the movie "Groundhog Day" and has our heroes waking up the same day to the song "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. Cool song!!!!!! It's a sad sad thing though when I can remember back to the heyday of MTV and this song premiered as a "WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO" and I was psyched beyond words to behold its wonderfulness. Of course I was only two years old at the time.......... :)

MARILYN MONROE SUCKS!!!

Yes, MM is supposedly on some sex tape from the 50's giving oral gratification (like how nicely I put that?) to some guy. And another dude paid $1.5 million for the tape and he's never gonna show it cause he wants to protect MMs image. Ain't that sweet? No, it's not! I think it should be seen and if it were me, I'd put in on my website and charge bucks for the thrill. But that's just me! So if the guy wants to protect her image why didn't he just shut up about the tape and/or burn it? That would ensure no one would know. Now everyody wants to know! I'm sure one day his grandkids will be selling viewing rights from their myspaces. Just watch, I bet ya it happens! Love ya Marilyn and even though you suck, you don't suck to me! HA HA.

UPDATE: It ain't Marilyn on the tape. I knew she wouldn't be stupid enough to let herself be caught on film doing that. She damn well did it in private like Paris Hilton shoulda done!

THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW

Perhaps the greatest talk show host ever, yes, EVER, is Barry Gibb and as always, his brother Robin. Who can get the theme song outta their head once you hear it? "Talking it out, on the Barry Gibb talk show, talking about chest hair, talking bout crazy cool medallions......" See, it's incidious! It infiltrates your brain and then you just cannot get the damn thing outta your head! Go see an episode NOW! This link will take you there: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2103947718923092493. Now GO! Robin, do you have anything else to add? No, No he don't!!!!!!


LOST

OMG there is now only one more week (after this one) til the brilliant LOST is back. God darn it, how I have missed this show. And yes, I do have a life. Okay...no I don't! My life is LOST, I'm hopelessly LOST. I need my unbottoned-shirt-Desmond fix. And here is some good news, LOST will have an extra hour added! Here is how the last shows of this season will go down.......


Episode 4.09 - 24th April 10pm-11pm
Episode 4.10 - 1st May 10pm-11pm
Episode 4.11 - 8th May 10pm-11pm
Episode 4.12 - 15th May (Finale Part 1) 10pm-11pm
Episode 4.13 - 29th May (Finale Part 2 and 3) 9pm-11pm


SOUTHPARK

This weeks episode of Southpark was a spot on parody of the movie "Stand and Deliver." Cartman's impression of Edward James Olmos was hysterical: "Howww do I reeach theez keedsss...??" However, the part with Ms. Garrison chasing her penis all over town wasn't as funny as it could have been. I mean, you've seen one penis growing on a mouse, you've seen them all, right? Right.

DAMN DIRTY APE!

RIP Chuck Heston RIP!

JOHNNY DEPP for TROJANS.....

Capn Jack invites everyone to come as they are......




COUNTDOWN TIL THE NEXT NEW EPISODE OF LOST: Three weeks two days



Third Grade Assassins

Some third graders were pissed off with their teacher so they decided to take matters into their little peanut buttery hands and gather a knife, duct tape, a rock and other asundries to either kill or possibly "teach" this lady a lesson that only kids with toruture instruments can impose. Ah what is this world coming to? New reality show: Third Grade Mercenaries! They'll go to your school and put everying wrong right.