MARILYN MONROE SUCKS!!!

Yes, MM is supposedly on some sex tape from the 50's giving oral gratification (like how nicely I put that?) to some guy. And another dude paid $1.5 million for the tape and he's never gonna show it cause he wants to protect MMs image. Ain't that sweet? No, it's not! I think it should be seen and if it were me, I'd put in on my website and charge bucks for the thrill. But that's just me! So if the guy wants to protect her image why didn't he just shut up about the tape and/or burn it? That would ensure no one would know. Now everyody wants to know! I'm sure one day his grandkids will be selling viewing rights from their myspaces. Just watch, I bet ya it happens! Love ya Marilyn and even though you suck, you don't suck to me! HA HA.

UPDATE: It ain't Marilyn on the tape. I knew she wouldn't be stupid enough to let herself be caught on film doing that. She damn well did it in private like Paris Hilton shoulda done!