IRAN SO FAR AWAY: Funny Stuff

Okay this is like old news but I love this video and it cracks me up and it's catchy! Andy Samberg and Adam Levine aren't too bad on the 'ol eyes either. This is one of those SNL Shorts about the Iranian President set to some cool music by Aphex Twin. Go check it out: Click here


And the words for those who want to join in and sing along:


Andy Samberg & Adam Levine© to NBC and SNL Lyrics:

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though we're from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me you're the one for me.

Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost
everything you said

you aint wrong to me,
so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see is the threat of you not coming home with me.
Our love for each other's like when atoms collide
Can't express how I feel Ay yo Adam let's ride

And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'smiling,
if he can still do it then I can

they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin
'You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt...Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
come home, and in my arms you'll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes ...Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, without a tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo
hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too
you say Iran don't have the bomb
but they already do you should know by now, it's you

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust all you want
but you can't deny that there's something between us
I know you say there's no gays in Iran
but you're in New York now baby
it's time to stop hiding
and start living .....


WHAT THE HELL OBAMA????

So Obama has picked his stinking VP and it ain't Hillary. I'm bumming. I wanted her for VP when she was no longer in the running for the top job. Now we got some old white dude who looks like an aging Yetti. I am not a happy camper.

AUDREY

Hang in there girlfriend, things will be fine. But I must say, thanks for all the drama and juicy stuff. It's better then any TV show or Movie. I'm vicariously living through you so please, keep the gossip coming!!!