"ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK MAKES A HARD MAN HUMBLE....."

Or dead, in this case. The dude from the TV series "Kung Fu" of which I have never seen, but I digress, is decomposing as we speak. David Carradine, 72, was found dead in Bangkok, hanging in a closet. The current CNN news story makes no mention of the fact that he was NAKED which was reported earlier, so I guess we will have to wait for the autopsy for the real scoop. Sounds like autoerotic to me. Nobody kills themselves naked. Who would want their bare ass to be the first thing paramedics see when they find your corpse? No way! Especially a celebrity. We shall see if the autopsy proves me right! (Yeah and now I can't get that Murray Head song outta my head! Just great...)


LITERAL VIDEO PARODY OF JOURNEY'S "CLASSIC" SEPARATE WAYS

Oh this is too funny. Can you just see back in 1983 some idiot director saying "yeah, my vision is for the song to take place on a pier with alot of construction stuff. And the band will be playing pretend instruments while some ugly ass new wave chick that looks like someone from Human League walks by a few times. The guys will pay her no attention. There will be weird close ups." And then some even bigger idiot gives the go ahead thinking, "pure genius!"







LOST'S BEN TURNS THE FROZEN DONKEY WHEEL DONE IN LEGOS

"I hope you're happy now Jacob." Love it!