Reality Show Parodies II

Here are some more ideas for new Reality TV shows, based on the concept of Survivor and Temptation Island...

DIET ISLAND

Are you fat, disgusting, abnormally overweight? Do small children point at you or run away screaming? Haven't had a date in a decade? You've tried and tried but you just can't motivate yourself to eat right and exercise? Well, then, diet island is for you.

Twenty five fat people will be marooned on a small desert island with only a fishing pole, a book of matches, a hatchet, a spear and a frying pan. Watch as the pounds come off those tubbies when they can't sneak to the fridge or the local Dunkin Donuts. Yep, they'll lose weight now, that's for sure.

As an added incentive, anyone who doesn't lose weight in the 8 weeks they are marooned will be slaughtered, killed and fed to the remaining contestants at a goodbye luaua. To hell with Jenny Craig!

LOSER ISLAND

Welcome to Loser Island, the show that takes five average looking to really UGLY couples and places them on a tropical paradise with 10 gorgeous, sexy singles of the opposite sex. Will our uglies stay true to their intendeds or will they sucuumb to the charms of hot young singles? Do you really think ugly people are gonna pass up the opportunity to bag a babe on a tropical island? Do the math!!!

This may be the only chance these homelies get to score with a hottie, what do you THINK is gonna happen? Yes, Loser Island, where the nerds and losers of the world get one chance to bed a babe.

See the patheticness as they try and snag someone they aren't ashamed to be seen with in public. Watch the drool as they encounter half naked flesh that doesn't contain cellulite, spider veins or pimples.

WHEELCHAIR ISLAND

Watch a bunch of people in wheelchairs as they have to maneuver around the sand and find a way to get off the island using only the chairs under their butts. See the wheelchair people try to get from their hut to the dining hall without getting stuck in a sand dune.

Oh look, the island isn't ADA regulated, let's watch them try to use the abnormally high toilets! Can people in wheelchairs swim??? Anyone want to join me for a game of roller volleyball?

Yes, wheelchair island, where the contestants could give a rats a$$ about sexy singles, all they care about is getting on an off the toilet without falling and killing themselves. It's a veritable laugh riot as those wheelies try and knock coconuts off a tree, or try fish without rusting out their chairs. Can a wheelchair seat be used as a flotation device? You'll find out!