General Wackiness

LOST

Lost is on tonight so I will not say anything further about it right now. That means, of course, that I will go on incessantly and obsessively tomorrow but for tonight I'll give it a rest. And my readers a rest. All two of them.

SPECIAL SAUCE

From a news story:

A man tried to cover up a 2006 murder of an 18-year-old woman by pouring steak sauce on her body, according to a report.

Wow, I'm speechless. Well, almost. Was this guy trying to compete with McDonalds by coming up with his own brand of special sauce? Could this be death by marinade?? Is there such a precedent? I hope the maggots appreciated the extra touch.


IS THAT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OR DOES IT COST EXTRA?

Some real estate guy in England was showing a group of potential buyers a new house up for sale when he opened up a closet revealing the owners hanging body! It's true! Quite naturally, everyone flew out of the place after realizing that the body did NOT come with the house but would indeed cost extra. I guess that would also include the costs of having a fumigating company come in to get rid of the smell. Maybe the owner just wanted to linger a little longer!!!!