Scientology Reality Show

SCIENTOLOGY

So, the Church of Scientology (COS) says they can cure mental illness without drugs, THEY ARE THE AUTHORITIES. Well, whaddya say we give them chance to talk the talk and walk the walk? That's right, we'll give the COS five mentally deranged wackos from the recent news (i.e. mother of the microwaved baby, mother who offed her four kids and left the bodies to rot in the house, guy who spewed steak sauce on his girlfriends corpse etc) for six months.

Here ya go Tom Cruise and minions, prove your love as Taylor Dayne so eloquently put in an 80's song. Show us you can cure these wackos and put them back into the ever lovin' arms of normal society. Yes, I know the term "normal" is kinda ironic when talking about the COS. We'll call the show something like From Insane to Brainwashed and to add a little bit of fun, we'll let the home viewers call in to vote whether insane and brainwashed are two separate things! Lulz will ensue for all!!!

What will the prizes be you wonder? Well, for the viewers, the lulz is all that matters. For the mentally deranged, they'll get their 15 minutes and a heap of vitamins and take those sauna baths the scientologists advocate so strongly. Heck, the wackies will never be more clean!! If the COS achieve their goal, then the deranged will be fully functinal Scientologists! If the Scientologists fail the deranged will more than likely be dead. On the plus side though, being dead is better than being part of this wacky cult! Bonus!!!!

As for the COS, well if they can "cure" the wackos they will have more members for their organization and more members mean more money!!! Not to mention they will have the love, respect and awe of society at large. HA HA HA. Just kidding on that one! If the COS fails, we'll laugh and say "told ya so" and get the government to revoke their tax exemption status. This will in turn cause the COS to hurl themselves into the nearest volcano and hope to become body Thetans. Society will then purge these Thetans by taking lots and lots of psychotropic drugs. Epic win!!!

So stay tuned for this new show coming soon. Produced and Directed by: Anonymous. Starring: Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley. Brainwashing courtesy of the E-meter.

STRIKE

The writer's strike is OVER and that means more episodes of LOST are gonna be forthcoming. Yes indeed there is a God after all. More Sayid and Jack can never ever be a bad thing!!!


SNOW

Snow is evil and must be stopped. Enough said.


COOL SHOW YOU SHOULD BE WATHCING: SUPERNATURAL

You haven't seen real cool til you see Sam and Dean kick demon ass as they ride acorss the country in their ultra cool car. It's kinda like Buffy/Angel/ on speed. Take my word for it, if you like Lost, and even if you don't, you will LOVE this show. Sam and Dean are hotties and hell, that only adds to shows awesomeness. So watch it, unless intelligent television scares you. If that's the case, commence immediately down the channels and you'll eventually hit upon Hannah Montana to turn you back into the dumbed down drone you really are.

READING MATERIAL

I Just finished the book Marie Antoinette: The Journey. And no, I didn't read it cause it had the word Journey in it, please. It was a good read and a modern take on the decadent victorian times. Gives a lot more understanding then you would get from some school book. See the movie too, with Kirsten Dunst, Directed by Sophia Coppola. It really is a delight to the senses and visually stunning. Not to mention giving you a few historical nuggets to mull over. Loved it! And oh yeah, for the last time. Marie Antoinette did not tell anyone to eat cake. Well maybe her kids but other than that, no cake threats against the peasants!