Saturday, August 29, 2009
DEPRESSION RULES!!!
I always knew there was something special about me! A Scientific American piece going viral explains that those suffering from depression are at an "evolutionary paradox" and are more evolved thinkers than happy-go-lucky types due to their analytical nature.
RIP DJ AM
The summer of death continues its slaughter on the celeb world. As someone on a website so aptly said, "If I were even remotely famous enough to be on TMZ, I'd be renting out a bomb shelter right now." I paraphrase but you get the gist. RIP Adam Goldstein, so sad he survived a plane crash to die a short time later due to its after effects.
HAPPY 51 MICHAEL JACKSON, NO PROPOFOL NEEDED IN HEAVEN
Today MJ would have been 51. Sad. Not much else to say on that so I won't.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
08/27/09
I PEED IN A CUP
No, not two girls one cup, it was one girl, one cup, add urine and stir. In other words, I had my drug test. As long as anti deps aren't against the employment code I should be good to go on that front. Went back to work to visit today and Audrey, a darn good admin assistant, faxed stuff for me. Everyone is excited to have me back. Ain't that sweet? I will be sitting near Audrey so I can antogonize her on a daily basis now.
COOL BLOG
Check out People of Walmart at http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ it is damn funny. Damn funny. Rednecks at their best my friends. And what finer place to showcase them then that bastion of style, Walmart. Honestly, I hate the store. And now that I have a job, I do not have to shop there!! Hello Macys and Nordstrom, I missed ya!
LOST
Damn do I miss this show. Right now, the cast is in Hawaii filming the new season. We should start getting some spoilers soon. I don't want to know major spoilers, but little snippets of stuff is always nice. God how I wish I could be an extra on the show. Paula and I were talking about this today and we would like to offer our services to the producers of the show. Yes, we ARE available and are willing and able to grace the good folks of Lost with our presence. PLEASE!!!! I want to kidnap Desmond and keep him tied up in the temple!!!!
MY NIECE HAS A CELLPHONE!!!!
She is nine, and she is now armed and dangerous! The world will never be the same.....
No, not two girls one cup, it was one girl, one cup, add urine and stir. In other words, I had my drug test. As long as anti deps aren't against the employment code I should be good to go on that front. Went back to work to visit today and Audrey, a darn good admin assistant, faxed stuff for me. Everyone is excited to have me back. Ain't that sweet? I will be sitting near Audrey so I can antogonize her on a daily basis now.
COOL BLOG
Check out People of Walmart at http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ it is damn funny. Damn funny. Rednecks at their best my friends. And what finer place to showcase them then that bastion of style, Walmart. Honestly, I hate the store. And now that I have a job, I do not have to shop there!! Hello Macys and Nordstrom, I missed ya!
LOST
Damn do I miss this show. Right now, the cast is in Hawaii filming the new season. We should start getting some spoilers soon. I don't want to know major spoilers, but little snippets of stuff is always nice. God how I wish I could be an extra on the show. Paula and I were talking about this today and we would like to offer our services to the producers of the show. Yes, we ARE available and are willing and able to grace the good folks of Lost with our presence. PLEASE!!!! I want to kidnap Desmond and keep him tied up in the temple!!!!
MY NIECE HAS A CELLPHONE!!!!
She is nine, and she is now armed and dangerous! The world will never be the same.....
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
COLOR ME: EMPLOYED
Yes ladies and gentleman (and even if you aren't that's okay) I have officially been offered a position where I used to work!! Yes money and benefits..oh my. Special thanks to Linda, Keith and Audrey. Tomorrow I have to pee in a cup and go through a background check. Hopefully I will be good to go. Congrats to me on making a roaring leap back into the world of the gainfully employed. Watch out Mall, here I come!
Yes ladies and gentleman (and even if you aren't that's okay) I have officially been offered a position where I used to work!! Yes money and benefits..oh my. Special thanks to Linda, Keith and Audrey. Tomorrow I have to pee in a cup and go through a background check. Hopefully I will be good to go. Congrats to me on making a roaring leap back into the world of the gainfully employed. Watch out Mall, here I come!
Friday, August 14, 2009
LOST NEWS!!!!!!!
Watch this video, it's comedy but it also features LOST writing team/producers Cuse and Lindelof. The title of the first Episode of Season 6 is purported to be LA X. Also check out the website http://damoncarltonandapolarbear.com.
LOST SEASON 6 PROMO POSTER:
Less than 200 days now!!!!!!
PAULA --FEEL BETTER SOON
I will be over this week to irritate you back into a relapse!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
STEWIE IS GAY
Yes little Stewie from FAMILY GUY is gay and has been outed by shows creator Seth McFarland. All I have to say to that, is NO DUH! I'm hoping for an upcoming tastefully romantic pairing of Stewie and Brian!
NEW WEBSITE OF INTEREST:
I have recently been (due to not working, got plenty o'time to surf the net.) on a new website that is giving me much lulz and some damn interesting reading. The site is SOMETHING AWFUL (SomethingAwful.com) and I have learned many interesting things such as Billy Mitchell (some dude who is a "legend" game player of Donkey Kong) is a major douche, to an illuminating thread on men who love dolls. Yes, as in sex dolls. This thread is making FUN of the dudes of course by looking and laughing at their own words. It's both interesting and quite frightening!
Yes little Stewie from FAMILY GUY is gay and has been outed by shows creator Seth McFarland. All I have to say to that, is NO DUH! I'm hoping for an upcoming tastefully romantic pairing of Stewie and Brian!
NEW WEBSITE OF INTEREST:
I have recently been (due to not working, got plenty o'time to surf the net.) on a new website that is giving me much lulz and some damn interesting reading. The site is SOMETHING AWFUL (SomethingAwful.com) and I have learned many interesting things such as Billy Mitchell (some dude who is a "legend" game player of Donkey Kong) is a major douche, to an illuminating thread on men who love dolls. Yes, as in sex dolls. This thread is making FUN of the dudes of course by looking and laughing at their own words. It's both interesting and quite frightening!
Monday, August 10, 2009
HOLY SH$%!!!!!!!
Yes, it has been a month since I posted. Wow, that went by fast. Damn, the summer is nearly gone. Still not employed but as soon as the hiring freeze is over at my former place of employment I will be in like Flynn. I've got teh interets and my DVR and Cable so it won't be too bad. And, of course, the LOST rewatch is on. Paula and I have got her husband hooked, just as we knew would happen, and we have watched the first three episodes of Season one so far. It's really amazing to watch again knowing stuff that has accumulated for the last 5 seasons. John Locke really looks menancing in some shots and makes me wonder...did the Man in Black (MIB) take control of him from the moment the plane crashed? It was good to see Charlie again and Boone and Shannon. I miss Ben and Desmond...but I believe they show up in the second season so it won't be too long til I view Desmond's chest in all its glory.
It was also nice to see Jack not being an idiot. Come on, we love Jack but lately he has gotten stupid and self righteous. I am sure that will change in Season 6 cause he is gonna be the Hero he was meant to be. Thank Goodness for the LOST blogs and reading different theories and speculation. It will have to suffice until January. From what I read in TV Guide and on various LOST sites, it looks like Juliet, Charlie and Boone will be back next season in some FORM or other!
Some things I noticed in the first three episodes upon viewing for the second time with all the stuff known (or speculated) through 5 seasons:
*Locke really has a sinister look on his face when he smiles at Kate with the orange peel in his mouth and at the end of the third episode when he is watching Michael reuniting Walt with the always adorable Vincent.
* Vincent also appears to be more then just a dog roaming around the Island. This time around, we know through the LOST mobisodes that right before Vincent wakes up Jack, Christian is seen telling Vincent to wake Jack up as he has "work to do."
*Wow, the pilot getting skinned and hanging upside the tree!!! Smokey was really violent. Could it be because that pilot was not supposed to be there and it was supposed to be Lapidus OR is it because the Smoke Monster wanted to make sure the pilot couldn't help the survivors get off the Island?
*Walt was so little!!!!!! Shannon didn't irritate me on the second viewing. Maybe cause now I know she dies and I liked her right before they killed her off. Jin was a real dickwad!!! He has definitely grown and changed since the crash.
*I remember when I first saw the monster going through the trees! I thought it was a dinosaur. Now I know it definitely is NOT a rogue T-Rex.
DAMN LOST IS AWESOME!
IN MEMORIUM: Clifford A. Eisnor 1967-1977. Still missed, loved and never forgotten.
BILLY MAYS SNORTED OXY CLEAN!!!
Well okay that's not true, but he was sniffing the blow along with a myriad of other drugs found in his system which contributed to his death (he had heart disease as well). I guess now we know why Billy was always yelling and acting hyper!!!
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE BODY OF MICHAEL JACKSON?
As of this writing, MJ's body is lying around somewhere. They are supposed to bury him at Forest Lawn. Janis and I will FIND this grave when we next go to LA. Death hags cannot pass that up. No way!!!
Yes, it has been a month since I posted. Wow, that went by fast. Damn, the summer is nearly gone. Still not employed but as soon as the hiring freeze is over at my former place of employment I will be in like Flynn. I've got teh interets and my DVR and Cable so it won't be too bad. And, of course, the LOST rewatch is on. Paula and I have got her husband hooked, just as we knew would happen, and we have watched the first three episodes of Season one so far. It's really amazing to watch again knowing stuff that has accumulated for the last 5 seasons. John Locke really looks menancing in some shots and makes me wonder...did the Man in Black (MIB) take control of him from the moment the plane crashed? It was good to see Charlie again and Boone and Shannon. I miss Ben and Desmond...but I believe they show up in the second season so it won't be too long til I view Desmond's chest in all its glory.
It was also nice to see Jack not being an idiot. Come on, we love Jack but lately he has gotten stupid and self righteous. I am sure that will change in Season 6 cause he is gonna be the Hero he was meant to be. Thank Goodness for the LOST blogs and reading different theories and speculation. It will have to suffice until January. From what I read in TV Guide and on various LOST sites, it looks like Juliet, Charlie and Boone will be back next season in some FORM or other!
Some things I noticed in the first three episodes upon viewing for the second time with all the stuff known (or speculated) through 5 seasons:
*Locke really has a sinister look on his face when he smiles at Kate with the orange peel in his mouth and at the end of the third episode when he is watching Michael reuniting Walt with the always adorable Vincent.
* Vincent also appears to be more then just a dog roaming around the Island. This time around, we know through the LOST mobisodes that right before Vincent wakes up Jack, Christian is seen telling Vincent to wake Jack up as he has "work to do."
*Wow, the pilot getting skinned and hanging upside the tree!!! Smokey was really violent. Could it be because that pilot was not supposed to be there and it was supposed to be Lapidus OR is it because the Smoke Monster wanted to make sure the pilot couldn't help the survivors get off the Island?
*Walt was so little!!!!!! Shannon didn't irritate me on the second viewing. Maybe cause now I know she dies and I liked her right before they killed her off. Jin was a real dickwad!!! He has definitely grown and changed since the crash.
*I remember when I first saw the monster going through the trees! I thought it was a dinosaur. Now I know it definitely is NOT a rogue T-Rex.
DAMN LOST IS AWESOME!
IN MEMORIUM: Clifford A. Eisnor 1967-1977. Still missed, loved and never forgotten.
BILLY MAYS SNORTED OXY CLEAN!!!
Well okay that's not true, but he was sniffing the blow along with a myriad of other drugs found in his system which contributed to his death (he had heart disease as well). I guess now we know why Billy was always yelling and acting hyper!!!
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE BODY OF MICHAEL JACKSON?
As of this writing, MJ's body is lying around somewhere. They are supposed to bury him at Forest Lawn. Janis and I will FIND this grave when we next go to LA. Death hags cannot pass that up. No way!!!
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