LOST IS GETTING CLOSER!!

It's now October, which means that LOST is getting closer. I cannot wait. For now, I bide my time with LOST blogs, watching HOUSE and SUPERNATURAL. At least the guy who plays Jacob is playing the devil on Supernatural so it seems a bit like LOST. A bit.


DAVID LETTERMAN

Yes, he's a man ho. Time to move on. He shouldn't have screwed around with co workers (as he is management) and shouldn't have cheated on his wife. But he's not a politician spouting family values who winds up tapping his feet in a men's room. Will this stop me from watching his show (when I am up that late!) no. He has some explaining to do to his wife and some apologizing to his office staff. He's an idiot but he's still funny. And that's my half-assed attempt at defending him. No pun intended. Okay, intended.

MICHAEL JACKSON CLIP FROM "THIS IS IT" TOUR PRACTICE

I am gonna cry! MJ sounds incredible, and aside from looking very thin, he looks good. Oh, what could have been. Love this song. RIP Michael, I miss you!






CONGRATULATIONS MICHAEL EMERSON

Michael Emerson AKA Ben Linus from LOST won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama. Well deserved and about time. Congrats. I hope LOST cleans up next year at the awards. If I hear anything about that damn Mad Men one more time, I am gonna hurl!

LOST THOUGHTS


Well, there is about 4 stinking months left til the next Season of LOST and I am going crazy! I've been reading all the LOST sites and a zillion theories and every time I read one I think it is spot on, and then I read another one and think THAT one is right. Of course, I have also read alot of theories that are pure crap, too.

Unofficially, the new Season will begin on Feb 3 and go UNINTERRUPTED through May 19 2010 which will be the Series (NOOOOOOOO!) Finale. I am going to cry so damn hard when all is said and done. I also plan on NOT DYING til I find out the mysteries of LOST or I seriously will come back and haunt everyone on the planet! Oooh Scary!!!

So, what do I want to see in Season 6 of LOST, the final season of a show that is going to go down in history. I do believe this too. People are going to be watching this show, discussing it and analyzing it for the rest of eternity. Heck, if the world ends, we'll probably have a group of LOST fanatics in heaven still speculating and deconstructing. I know that I just said what do I want to see in Season 6 and I'll get to that shortly. What I DON'T want to see EVER is the following:

LOST: The reunion special (where the cast are in their 80's, drooling and brought to us in holoraphic image from some new fangled TV of the future).

I don't want to see a LOST variety special a la The Brady Bunch.

DO NOT EVER EVER remake this show. Just don't. It's like Gone with the Wind. Any attempt at reduplicating it will just seem really stupid and pointless. Not to mention the fact that it will fail in epic style and suck majorly.

No spinoffs. Although a comedy show starring Ben and Hurley and Sawyer sounds really funny in theory--in execution it's just gonna be ridiculous. No, I don't want to see some romantic comedy starring Desmond and Penny as they sail around the world and talk about their undying love. Just please NO. Kthanx. While I would love a show that revolved around Desmond without the P woman, where he runs around shirtles and looking hot and sweaty, it is just going to cheapen his mystique and up being laughable. I don't wanna see LOST: The Golden Years, starring geezers Jack, Sawyer and Jin cackling away in a Nursing home as they endlessly play Risk, checkers and Backgammon in a loop.

I also don't want to see a Drama show starring Juliet as "Dr. Juliet, Tribal Medicine Woman: AKA gynecologist to the stars. The only thing I might accept would be a show starring Vincent. There is a great deal that could be done to mold Vincent into this generations Lassie or Benji. They could even do a show where Vincent plays a sort of People Whisperer and travels across country seeking out the unfortunate and righting whatever went wrong in their lives.

Okay, now I will get to some things I want to see happen in Season 6 or NOT to happen. Or even perhaps, what I think MIGHT happen. Here we go. Hold on to your hats.......
Jack must die. Yes, he must. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say everyone must die, or sacrifice themselves for some poetically grand good. A sacrifice for the world. Even so, if they don't kill everyone, Jack must die. It's the only way he can go out being a true hero.

Dear God, I do NOT want a happy ending. I'm not saying I want a horrible, evil ending (well maybe- kinda- sorta) but this story just cannot end on a happily ever after note. It just can't. Give me some ambiguity, yes. Answer a lot of questions, but also leave some things up for interpretation.

No black screen like the damn Sopranos. Although, it could be kinda cool with the last image being a black screen with the white LOST logo coming up and the familiar music we've come to cherish lo these past 5 years.

Honestly, I think Bram, Ilana and their ilk from Ajira add nothing to the show. Kill 'em off right away after explaining who they are. I want to see explanations for Walt and Aaron. Something about them. ANYTHING. Walt and Aaron have been touted as being "special" and I darn well wanna know why!

It would be nice if Locke gets to be more then just a pawn for the Man in Black. And I want to see more of Jacob and the Man in Black. I wanna know who/what Richard is. What in holy hell is the Temple?! And why are Ben/Widmore advesaries...the real reason, and why can't they kill one another?

I don't wanna see Desmond and Penny ending up happily spouting off cliches. Yes, I am being selfish here. Kill Penny off. For the love of Dharma beer, kill that pain in the ass! Oh yes, and just who are the skeletons in the cave and what is the significance of the black and white stones with them?

Space Aliens cannot even be implied or I will not be a happy camper. I can take time travel, quantum probabilities, black holes and even good old fashioned magic, but not E.T. No reset. I have invested five years of my life emeshed with these characters, do not invalidate that by having everyone land safely in LA as though none of the show took place. In fact, do not have the ones who remain alive even go back to civilization. It began on the Island, and thus it should end there. It is their fate, their destiny.

LOST, how am I gonna quit you?


GOODBYE PATRICK SWAYZE......

The summer of death is limping to a close and has claimed yet another celeb. RIP good Sir and may flights of Angels wing thee to thy rest. Say hi to Wong Foo for us!!!

DEPRESSION RULES!!!

I always knew there was something special about me! A Scientific American piece going viral explains that those suffering from depression are at an "evolutionary paradox" and are more evolved thinkers than happy-go-lucky types due to their analytical nature.


RIP DJ AM

The summer of death continues its slaughter on the celeb world. As someone on a website so aptly said, "If I were even remotely famous enough to be on TMZ, I'd be renting out a bomb shelter right now." I paraphrase but you get the gist. RIP Adam Goldstein, so sad he survived a plane crash to die a short time later due to its after effects.

HAPPY 51 MICHAEL JACKSON, NO PROPOFOL NEEDED IN HEAVEN

Today MJ would have been 51. Sad. Not much else to say on that so I won't.

08/27/09

I PEED IN A CUP

No, not two girls one cup, it was one girl, one cup, add urine and stir. In other words, I had my drug test. As long as anti deps aren't against the employment code I should be good to go on that front. Went back to work to visit today and Audrey, a darn good admin assistant, faxed stuff for me. Everyone is excited to have me back. Ain't that sweet? I will be sitting near Audrey so I can antogonize her on a daily basis now.

COOL BLOG

Check out People of Walmart at http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ it is damn funny. Damn funny. Rednecks at their best my friends. And what finer place to showcase them then that bastion of style, Walmart. Honestly, I hate the store. And now that I have a job, I do not have to shop there!! Hello Macys and Nordstrom, I missed ya!

LOST

Damn do I miss this show. Right now, the cast is in Hawaii filming the new season. We should start getting some spoilers soon. I don't want to know major spoilers, but little snippets of stuff is always nice. God how I wish I could be an extra on the show. Paula and I were talking about this today and we would like to offer our services to the producers of the show. Yes, we ARE available and are willing and able to grace the good folks of Lost with our presence. PLEASE!!!! I want to kidnap Desmond and keep him tied up in the temple!!!!

MY NIECE HAS A CELLPHONE!!!!

She is nine, and she is now armed and dangerous! The world will never be the same.....

COLOR ME: EMPLOYED

Yes ladies and gentleman (and even if you aren't that's okay) I have officially been offered a position where I used to work!! Yes money and benefits..oh my. Special thanks to Linda, Keith and Audrey. Tomorrow I have to pee in a cup and go through a background check. Hopefully I will be good to go. Congrats to me on making a roaring leap back into the world of the gainfully employed. Watch out Mall, here I come!

LOST NEWS!!!!!!!

Watch this video, it's comedy but it also features LOST writing team/producers Cuse and Lindelof. The title of the first Episode of Season 6 is purported to be LA X. Also check out the website http://damoncarltonandapolarbear.com.








LOST SEASON 6 PROMO POSTER:




Less than 200 days now!!!!!!



PAULA --FEEL BETTER SOON

I will be over this week to irritate you back into a relapse!