POOH GETS SLICED AND DICED

My good friend Pooh will be in the hospital on Monday to have some guts yanked out. Good luck Girl, you will be fine!!!! Call me when you are able! Think of how much better you will feel when you are sans some guts!!!!!!!!

THANKS AUDREY FOR THE DELICIOUS DESMOND PIC!!

MMMM MMMMM GOOD!!!!!!

OBAMA MCCAIN DEBATE

Well it's the last debate til the election. Damn when I read that online I was like, wow, already? Although it seems like forever at the same time. Oh who will win and who will lose? I registered to vote here in Texas but I haven't gotten any card back yet. WTF??? I'm voting for Obama. No real reason, I just like him better then McCain and that Pallin chick.


ORANGE CRUSH WHERE ARE YOU?

After Pepsi, Orange Crush is my fave drink. But guess what? For some unholy reason it is hard to find in Texas. They have Sunkist up the butt but no Crush. Only in some stores can you find it and it's in the 6 pack BOTTLES. So archaic. I cannot understand what the hell is up with Texas not having orange crush. Is it a conspiracy against me? This is a mystery that demands to be solved.


MADONNA AND GUY SPLIT

Not that it's a surprise but Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. This news has hit me hard, almost as hard as when I learned that Hugh Hefners #1 Girlfriend Holly had left him. Oh god what is this world coming to?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PAULA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Another year older, and hopefully wiser. Have a great day my friend. I wish I could be there with you but you are in my thoughts! Party hardy and have a drink on me!

BACK TO WORK

After several days of vacation it was back to work as usual. I discovered, however, that my seat was occupied by someone else. I was moved to my new team and had to unpack all my stuff and set it up again. Well guess its better than being fired. So my hours will be 11:30 to 8 until someone new gets hired. But I won't have to work many Saturdays so that's good. I like the job and the company so all in all things are good on the work front. And as Oct 1st my Benefits have kicked in. Yippee!!!!


GOODBYE JANIS BRICK ROAD

Sorry, I thought the title sounded catchy. Janis is now back to where she came from after departing lovely flat Texas. She may be back over New Year's Eve and if so we plan to visit the Choktow Casino and let loose with some partying, drinking and gambling. Sounds good to me!


FLASHBACK: TODAY WE LOOK AT SOME 70'S FORGOTTEN SONG GEMS

We are going to take a quick side trip back to the 70’s and rediscover some forgotten song gems from that era. Ready? And so I give to you: Billy Don’t be a Hero, Run Joey Run, The Night Chicago Died, The night that the lights went out in Georgia and Seasons in the Sun. Good God those songs were like three minute novels with tragedy and death being sung to a ticky-tacky refrain.

The 70’s were not a fun decade. I for one am SOOO glad I wasn’t a teenager for this swill. Can you imagine dancing at your prom to Billy don’t be a hero? Yikes. However, I do have to give props to Run Joey Run…”Daddy please don’t it wasn’t his fault he means so much to me, daddy please don’t we’re gonna get married….” And compare that with Madonna’s Papa don’t Preach in the 80’s “Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep, papa don’t preach, I’ve been losing sleep…..But I made up my mind I’m keeping my baby…ooh I’m gonna keep my baby…” My how teen pregnancy changed in song throughout the decades. I’m too lazy to look for 90’s or millennium years examples so this will have to do ya!

LOST

I haven't forgotten my fave show Lost nor my hunk o man Desmond. I am eagerly awaiting January for the new shows. I am going to be so bummed when the last season airs the year after this one. Well at least I'll have the DVDs to analyze endlessly and discuss with over Lostphiles for the next oh I don't know, decades.

GOOD LUCK, GOOD BYE BUT NOT GOOD RIDDANCE

Pooh is now winging her way back across the country. She left about 7 am this morning. I got up, said Good bye and then did a bit of cleaning and laundry before going back to bed for several hours. I am now all prepared for my day of upcoming work. I have Tuesday off but work on Saturday between 9-3. This should be my last Saturday for awhile. I think I will head to the library at some point to get my Library card now that I finally got my Driver's license and I will look into joining a church. I know, I know. But I'm doing it more to meet people then to become filled with the self righteous indignation of unyielding religious fervor. Never fear, my dirty disgusting mind will not change and I will still love reading my true crime/serial killer/horror books.

So Jan is gone but may be back up again over New Year's which wold be fantastic. If that's the case we want to go to this Indian Casino that's about an hour away. Should be fun and give me something to look forward too.

My new "position" starts this week at work although I don't know when I will be moved or when I will start training. I don't get anymore money yet, but I'm sure I will eventually if I do a good job. At least get a decent raise in April. I'm planning on using any tax refund to go to LA again this year or perhaps San Diego. I got an email form the Aetna Supe in San Diego who is still keeping me in mind which is great. There may be a possibility of Customer Service jobs next Spring/Summer. Cool!!!


HAPPINESS COME IN MANY PLACES....

And thanks to my best bud Paula, she has taken the offending Journey "cough cough" video down and now I can have peace. Steve Perry is king and anyone that thinks otherwise is gonna have to deal with me kicking their ass from here to kindgom come.

NO ARMADILLOS

Pooh was hoping to see an Armadillo but no such luck. We saw some bunnies around the complex and that was it. I did see an dead Armadillo the other day while coming to or from work which was quite a sight to behold. Well, maybe next time we can take a ride to the outskirts of Dallas and see some of those famous ranches we hear tell of.


JANET JACKSON HAS MYSTERIOUS DISEASE

Is she preggers, or perhaps all that yo-yo dieting has made major havoc to her system . Hell, JLO and others were singing when they were the size of Whales so I doubt Ms Jackson if your nasty is having that particular problem.


MYSPACE

I have now figured out my space and I am trolling/whoring out for friends. I have Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson as part of my peeps, and I know you are SOOO jealous. Yeah so what, they ar porn. They bleed blood just like the rest of us. If I liked chicks I'd go for Jenna. I like dudes, but wouldn't go for Ron. He is good for a laugh though. So check ou myspace. You will find the link on the right side of this blog.


JOURNEY ANYWAY YOU WANT IT!!! AND I WANT ME SOME

(and yes, I know it ain't got no sound, but who needs sound when you got Perry's gorgeous face to concentrate on? Also, I've been having major problems getting this damn video up so if anyone has and suggestions, let me know.

Journey - anyway you want it

ANTIQUE MALL

Well my friends, the term "antique mall" must be used very lightly. The place we went to was one big store with alot of older and antique stuff. The rest of the places in the mall were not antique places, case in point TJ Maxx. The Maxx for the Minimum my ass. Anyway, we were not impressed AGAIN with where we went.

We did go to Krispy Kreme which we enjoyed immensely and Pooh did take some pics to memoralize the yummy warm donuts. We also partook of some sweet tea at Mc D's which was excellent. We then headed to the "regular" mall and did some damage at Victoria Secrets. And no, we could not pass up when we went by the Godiva store for the second time. We bought some dark chocolate covered pretzels, YUMMMMMY and I got some dark choc covered cherries. So, we did have fun there.

To round out the day/evening Pooh slaved her ass over a hot stove to make me some Chinese (or is that Shepherd's) pie which was mighty tasty!! I got my hair cut again a la Victoria Beckham and we also dragged some more of my shit from the garage into the apartment.
And now, we are blogging our day, eating the aforementioned choch pretzels, drinking some alchol and umm.. smoking. Yes, smoking something that had been put away and was a treasure to find amongst all my packed stuff. And so on this last night of Poohs visit, we blog and get trashed. And much fun was had by all!!!!


OJ SIMPSON: THE GLOVE FINALLY FITS

Mr Simpson was convicted of a whole host of crimes (save the murder of his ex wife and her friend) and is now facing a possible sentence of life in jail. And who says there is no justice in this world. Well maybe there ain't but this time OJ is gonna have alot of time to contemplate his misdeeds. Sorry peeps right now I'm too out of it to be funny. HEY, don't you dare say what you are thinking that I'm never funny to begin with! I heard you!!!


THANKS PAULA!

I can now breathe easy and sleep peacefully knowing that the offending "video" and I use that term loosely, is now off Paula's Myspace. Thank you, you are a good friend for removing that piece of filth that was a stain to the good name of Journey. Both Steve and I thank you!!!!

DEALY PLAZA


To put it mildly, Dealy Plaza bit the big one. Yep we wasted a good hour of our time and about $18 bucks to park and go inside. All it was is some pictures and a voice recorded "tour" of some information on the JFK shooting. We saw the window where LHO (Lee Harvey Oswald) shot out from and the infamous Grassy Knoll (which really, was like a major let down) and that's about it. No memorabilia, no gun, no bloody shirt...ZIP. Yes color me morbid but I wanted to see some some bloody stuff or brain spattered seat cushions, anything. We took some pictures outside cause they won't let you take any inside (I have no clue why). We walked a bit around Dallas and it was okay. The weather was nice and the buildings were tall and interesting. But other than that, BORING. Now LA on the other hand....Oh don't get me started on California!!!!


ANTIQUE MALL

Tomorrow we are planning to go to an "antique mall" which is a mall that sells well, duh...antiques. We are also going to get gas for the car (wow how exciting!) get the mail (another heart pounder) do some shopping and Pooh aka Sarah Palin is gonna cook up some Chinese pie. Oh yes, we will also bring some more stuff in from my garage that needs to go into the new apartment. And good news for me, I am getting a flat screen TV for Xmas from my parents to go into my living room and it has a DVD slot right in the side! Cool!!!!

80's FORGOTTEN SONG GEMS

Why Can't this be love? by Van Halen (minus David Lee) and Armagedon It by Def Leppard. And these came to mind cause as I was unpacking I noticed I had the 45's!!!! Picture sleeves and all my friends. And no, I will not be selling on Ebay at this time!

TEXAS CHINESE FOOD

If you have seen my my space blog, which thanks to the help of one my bestest buds Pooh who helped me pimp it out and teach me to use it, then you know that we partook of some Chinese food tonight. I've been having a craving and needed to satisfy it right quick as we like to say here in Texas. Well, I guess I won't be getting that craving filled until next year when I head back to the beauty of New England which has the best damn Chinese food ever. Texas, I'm sorry, but your Chinese food tastes like Crap. Literally. If you are in Texas PLEASE for all that is holy in this universe, DO NOT get the Chinese. Sonic my friends, is your better bet.


SARAH PALIN IN THE LONE STAR STATE?

Ms Palin is in my living room and has just killed the biggest bug in the history of man. No, I am not talking about McCain. HA HA. Actually, my friend Janis is staying with me and she's just a pair of glasses shy of making a living doing Sarah Palin impersonations at parties.


DEALY PLAZA

The death hags are off tomorrow to visit the place where JFK had his brains shot out. We will bring you updates tomorrow. Hopefully we can find some other morbid places to visit. Death is everywhere!!!