Tuesday, January 20, 2009

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL




LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST!!!

(that is all)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

SATURDAY

Yes I know it's Sunday. I am very aware of that fact. The reason I wrote Saturday above is becasuse I'm going to write about it. Get it? Good. Well I spent yesterday cleaning like a whirlwind. Literally it was like a little tiny tornando going from room to room. I vaccuumed, I swiffered, I cleaned out the toilet, I did the dishes and put them away. I did several loads of laundry and put that away. Plus other things too boring to tell. Oh I know you're thinking all this is boring. Well too bad. It's my blog and I'll write if I want to.

PAY DAY

Got my second check from good old Walgreen's. At least they were on the ball with the direct deposit. Now before the 21st I have to take time out of MY day (probably lunch) to do some mandatory Walgreen's training. As if I care? I'm also going in an hour early on Wed-Fri for some OT. Oh the things I'll do for money. Scary isn't it?

LOST

Less than a week chickadees and our favorite show ever will be on with 17 back to back episodes. No breaks, no repeats. It's on at a weird time here so I have to Tivo it. If I miss it I will go insane. The Zoloft won't be able to hold me back. All the waiting is nearly made me cray. Eight months is along time. Little did I know when it ended I was coming to Texas and when it ends this time I will be in NH (hopefully with a job, preferablly Aetna)


OBAMAS INAUGURATION IS TUESDAY

Yep Obama get inaugurated or whater the hell it is they to do to deputize him as Prez of the Us. Isn't it nice it's right after MLK day. MLK must be proud looking down. So let's see if Obama brings his promises to fruition especially about disabled rights. I'm in a wheelchair, Mr Waiter, I'm not dumb. You do not need to ask my friend what I would like to eat as I can easily pick my own selection because yes, behold, I can read too.

SUNDAY

There I got to it are you happy. I'm not doing much cause I'm not feeling too well. My parents are coming over later with groceries. I guess I'll watch the tv or work on my LOST scrapbook. I have new stuff to add. Oh god,tomorrows Monday already. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

A FREAKING DOCTOR PEPPER MACHINE? WTF?????

Yes I saw it with my very own eyes, the new vending machine (thanks Walgreens. NOT) is a DR. Pepper machine! I hate Dr Pepper. The only things on it that I saw were drinkable was an orange soda and 7 up although I prefer Sprite. I didn't see the prices yet but you can bet it won't be 25 cents. And God knows what the food vending machine will be like? Well them suffer I won't be there that much longer.


BACK TO NH

My parents are leasing a townhouse starting May 1 so we should be coming back at the end of April. Of course I will keep you appraised. My hair look horrible too. THe water and pressure down here SUCK.



LOST

6 more days, less than on week!!! Next Wednesday I will be weeping with joy. I have to remember to Tivo it or I will go on a tirade of anger. We knew it would be back and it is, the months flew by. Just wait til I start transcribing the shows for you. HA HA.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF THE YEAR WILL BE JANUARY 21st!

Lost Season five will premiere on this date, Wednesday, 8 pm and 7 pm central. Which means that I'm gonna have to Tivo it cause I work til 7pm central. Damn, I'm gonna miss seeing the first few minutes with the other fanatics from the Dark UFO site. Oh well, at least it's almost here!


DODGE 'EM DERBY AT WALMART

That's right kiddies today I went to Walmart to Grocery shop as an independent person. The gracious Walmart greeter put my wheelchair into a closet and I hopped into one of thoese motorized scooter things from hell. Let me tell ya, there was some pretty close call with pedestrians and food displays. I couldn't back the thing up for crap either. Also, people don't like to get out of your way. The thing comes equipped with a horn but I was nice and didn't use it. So there I was, zooming my way across Walmart buying groceries and underwear (I'm sure you wanted to know that bit of useless info) got the groceries to the car, zoomed back in, Walmart greeter got my wheelchair and out of the motorized contraption went I. It was an experience all right. Kinda reminded me of one of those rides at the carnival where you drive a motorized car. But I am happy to report that both myself and the Walmart Customers were not harmed or maimed in anyway and we all made it through a crowded day of Sunday grocery shopping.

EARLY MORNING

I have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow to go see my psychiatrist at 9 pm. I'll probably be in there for like 20 minutes at the most and it'll cost me a cool $150. I guess I'll head to work after and work some OT to make some of it back! Damn those psychiatrists make big bucks for listening to people whine, bitch, cry and moan. Dole out some meds and your job is done.


NINE INCHES

Ha ha ha ha get your mind out of the gutter you perverts. I mean nine inches of snow fell on the good old Granite State according to the text I got from my peep Audrey. I laughed my head off cause it's in the 60's here in Texas. Yes, I am amused by the misfortune of others. Next winter though I won't be laughing, I'll be crying when the white crap falls. So I might as well enjoy myself right now and continue to make fun of all the snow that has befallen NH. Hopefully this bad winter means next year will be a good winter. I think snow is evil and should be banned from this earth. That is one girls opinion and it should damn well be heeded.


DEPRESSION O'METER

I think a good solid 7 for today. I'm feeling pretty good. No urge to cry or shoot at strangers so all is good with the world. And thus I bid you adieu for tonight.

Saturday, January 10, 2009


CLASSIC TV: LOST IN SPACE. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER. OH THE PAIN, THE PAIN!




I posted this on another blog that I do with my peeps but thought I would put it up here too. My brother and I used to take two paper plates, staple them together and we would have our very own Jupiter II! And did we have fun with just plates stuck together. Not like kids today huh?
EYEBALL EATER

Yep you read the headline right. Apparently some death row inmate plucked out his own eye and ate it. If that weren't enough, he had already plucked and ate the other eye at another time after killing his wife and child. Now there is some real bad insane going on there or that guy is a method actor.


SATURDAY IN THE HOUSE...

Well it's Sat and I have not much to do. Well, I take that back, I COULD do stuff like laundry and cleaning but I really don't feel like it. I might do it and I might not. I might just watch the Dark Knight I pilfered from my father. Yeah I might do that. I don't have to work anymore Saturdays though which I guess is good. I didn't mind doing it once and a while and I'm sure every now and then they'll ask me until I leave in the Spring.


GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK VENDING MACHINES

They are replacing ALL the vending machines at my work. Before, we could get a can of soda for 25 cents . Yes, you read that right. I used to buy a couple and bring 'em home. Now that Walgreen's of the crappy insurance has taken over I bet we'll be charged .75 cents for a can. My god, can a person win? Lower my insurance and up my soda consumption. It is truly an unfair world we live in.


COUNSELING AND OTHER STUFF

My first counseling session went well. The lady is very nice and sweet and seems to know what to say to get things out of me. I think it will help. She is having me meet a pastoral counselor at a church to talk to about things (she has a disabled son) and try and get me out into the community more while I'm here which I'm sure I can translate wherever I go. Next week I see both the psych and counselor. Talk about alotta money being spent. I could buy several IPODS for that. But I have been feeling pretty good lately mood wise so I can't complain. NO crying jags lately or feeling like the stuff on the bottom of the sea. Better living through chemistry. Sorry Tom Cruise, you are wrong. But as I have learned, the meds need to be used correctly in order to work efficiently.


CALIFORNIA DREAMING

I'm still dreaming of California which has been my dream since I was small. And it will be a reality come heck or high water. For now, I am going to go back to NH and hopefully be able to get my old job back and live alone there and learn how to do things myself. But then I am going to California and no one is going to stop me. If my parents won't help me I will turn to my brother, myself and my friends. I am giving myself two years and I am going. I am an adult dammit so I better start acting like it and learn to live alone and independently and then I can do what I want and not have to worry about what my parents think, say or need their help alone. So San Diego, wait for me baby cause I am coming. Plus Janis and I are supposed to go out to LA at some point and visit Marilyn's Grave, the Manson house massacre amongst other weird things that we like to do. OH and we wanna go see the Scientology Celebrity Centre so we can tell then we are practicing witches. HA HA.


LOST

Oh come on you knew I had to reference it didn't you? Did you see the counter on the right side of this blog? There is almost less than 10 days to go. I am so excited I could almost pee myself (TMI yes I know). I love that show soooooooooo much and I am so into it. I will be a sad camper when it ends. This is the second to the last year. But perhaps when it ends in two years I'll be heading to San Diego and I won't be LOST anymore. HA HA. That was good wasn't it? Yes, I think so.

PAULA, JAN, AUDREY

My good friends are going through some inner-turmoil just like me. Well girls, soon we'll be together and we can form a pity club, get drunk and bitch about men and the state of the economy, the price of clothes and whether or not we should have gotten a female President like we were supposed to.

HI JOAN!

My Aunt Joan emailed me that she reads my blog so I wanted to welcome her to the land of my insanity. Feel free to read and/or comment.


GROCERY SHOPPING/GETTING GAS FOR THE CAR

Tomorrow dear readers I am going grocery shopping, with my parents, but this time I am going to get into one of those contraptions that people ride in with the basket in the front to see how well I can shop if I had to do it myself. That should be fun and you'll hear all about it tomorrow. Janis wants a pic of it but I'll give her a pic of it right up her butt!!! I hope I don't run into any people or knock down displays. It should prove interesting. Who thought Grocery shopping could be full of danger and drama? Yeah well, those of you who aren't in wheelchairs thank the good lord you don't have to be seen looking like an idiot riding around in one of those things!!! But at least it does make it more interesting as you will hear tomorrow. Oh and I also might go to a gas station to see if I can pump the gas myself because there are no full serve stations out here and I have had my dad getting it for me. So, we may try to go and see if I can do it with or without the wheelchair. Again, may be dangerous, could be hazardous, but we are going to give it a go. I just feel sorry for the people who happen to be there at the same time. HA HA.









Sunday, January 4, 2009


CLEANING SUCKS

I have emptied garbage, taken a bath, did dishes, folded clothes, did laundry, cleaned out the toilet bowl (yuck) and the tub. OH yeah it was fun in the sun here today. Not only that but I swiffered. YUck. It seemed perverted to put the cloth thing in the little hole and then the swiffer hit me in the head to make the point. Sooo all that crap is now done and it's only 2 p



MICHELE'S DEPRESSION O'METER (so you can be included in my moods) from 1 the worst to 10 the best , todays winner is: SIX!!!!



JOHN TRAVOLTA'S KID IS DEAD AND I BLAME SCIENTOLOGY

Yes I blame them. The poor kid alledgedly had autism which is a no no so they kept the poor kid hidden away and got no treatment for him. He apparently had seizures. Do you think the Scientos let the kid take meds for that? I don't. This is gonna be a quick cover up you can bet your last adhd pill on that one. Or maybe they ALLEDGEDLY killed him because he was getting to big to hide? Hmmmm??? Either way one big tragedy and poor Jett Travolata may you rest in scientology free peace.


LOST

It's almost here. Each day we are closer and closer. I just wanna get lost both literally and figuratively.