Saturday, January 10, 2009


CLASSIC TV: LOST IN SPACE. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER. OH THE PAIN, THE PAIN!




I posted this on another blog that I do with my peeps but thought I would put it up here too. My brother and I used to take two paper plates, staple them together and we would have our very own Jupiter II! And did we have fun with just plates stuck together. Not like kids today huh?
EYEBALL EATER

Yep you read the headline right. Apparently some death row inmate plucked out his own eye and ate it. If that weren't enough, he had already plucked and ate the other eye at another time after killing his wife and child. Now there is some real bad insane going on there or that guy is a method actor.


SATURDAY IN THE HOUSE...

Well it's Sat and I have not much to do. Well, I take that back, I COULD do stuff like laundry and cleaning but I really don't feel like it. I might do it and I might not. I might just watch the Dark Knight I pilfered from my father. Yeah I might do that. I don't have to work anymore Saturdays though which I guess is good. I didn't mind doing it once and a while and I'm sure every now and then they'll ask me until I leave in the Spring.


GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK VENDING MACHINES

They are replacing ALL the vending machines at my work. Before, we could get a can of soda for 25 cents . Yes, you read that right. I used to buy a couple and bring 'em home. Now that Walgreen's of the crappy insurance has taken over I bet we'll be charged .75 cents for a can. My god, can a person win? Lower my insurance and up my soda consumption. It is truly an unfair world we live in.


COUNSELING AND OTHER STUFF

My first counseling session went well. The lady is very nice and sweet and seems to know what to say to get things out of me. I think it will help. She is having me meet a pastoral counselor at a church to talk to about things (she has a disabled son) and try and get me out into the community more while I'm here which I'm sure I can translate wherever I go. Next week I see both the psych and counselor. Talk about alotta money being spent. I could buy several IPODS for that. But I have been feeling pretty good lately mood wise so I can't complain. NO crying jags lately or feeling like the stuff on the bottom of the sea. Better living through chemistry. Sorry Tom Cruise, you are wrong. But as I have learned, the meds need to be used correctly in order to work efficiently.


CALIFORNIA DREAMING

I'm still dreaming of California which has been my dream since I was small. And it will be a reality come heck or high water. For now, I am going to go back to NH and hopefully be able to get my old job back and live alone there and learn how to do things myself. But then I am going to California and no one is going to stop me. If my parents won't help me I will turn to my brother, myself and my friends. I am giving myself two years and I am going. I am an adult dammit so I better start acting like it and learn to live alone and independently and then I can do what I want and not have to worry about what my parents think, say or need their help alone. So San Diego, wait for me baby cause I am coming. Plus Janis and I are supposed to go out to LA at some point and visit Marilyn's Grave, the Manson house massacre amongst other weird things that we like to do. OH and we wanna go see the Scientology Celebrity Centre so we can tell then we are practicing witches. HA HA.


LOST

Oh come on you knew I had to reference it didn't you? Did you see the counter on the right side of this blog? There is almost less than 10 days to go. I am so excited I could almost pee myself (TMI yes I know). I love that show soooooooooo much and I am so into it. I will be a sad camper when it ends. This is the second to the last year. But perhaps when it ends in two years I'll be heading to San Diego and I won't be LOST anymore. HA HA. That was good wasn't it? Yes, I think so.

PAULA, JAN, AUDREY

My good friends are going through some inner-turmoil just like me. Well girls, soon we'll be together and we can form a pity club, get drunk and bitch about men and the state of the economy, the price of clothes and whether or not we should have gotten a female President like we were supposed to.

HI JOAN!

My Aunt Joan emailed me that she reads my blog so I wanted to welcome her to the land of my insanity. Feel free to read and/or comment.


GROCERY SHOPPING/GETTING GAS FOR THE CAR

Tomorrow dear readers I am going grocery shopping, with my parents, but this time I am going to get into one of those contraptions that people ride in with the basket in the front to see how well I can shop if I had to do it myself. That should be fun and you'll hear all about it tomorrow. Janis wants a pic of it but I'll give her a pic of it right up her butt!!! I hope I don't run into any people or knock down displays. It should prove interesting. Who thought Grocery shopping could be full of danger and drama? Yeah well, those of you who aren't in wheelchairs thank the good lord you don't have to be seen looking like an idiot riding around in one of those things!!! But at least it does make it more interesting as you will hear tomorrow. Oh and I also might go to a gas station to see if I can pump the gas myself because there are no full serve stations out here and I have had my dad getting it for me. So, we may try to go and see if I can do it with or without the wheelchair. Again, may be dangerous, could be hazardous, but we are going to give it a go. I just feel sorry for the people who happen to be there at the same time. HA HA.









2 comments:

Pooh said...

Sooo... how was it riding in those industrial size larks? (the ones at the grocery store) Did you run anyone over? You know *I* would. I hate it when people zone and stand in the middle of the isle. HELLO? MOVE!

Michele said...

Look at today's blog, I wrote about the experience. No one was killed fortunately.