Sunday, January 11, 2009

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF THE YEAR WILL BE JANUARY 21st!

Lost Season five will premiere on this date, Wednesday, 8 pm and 7 pm central. Which means that I'm gonna have to Tivo it cause I work til 7pm central. Damn, I'm gonna miss seeing the first few minutes with the other fanatics from the Dark UFO site. Oh well, at least it's almost here!


DODGE 'EM DERBY AT WALMART

That's right kiddies today I went to Walmart to Grocery shop as an independent person. The gracious Walmart greeter put my wheelchair into a closet and I hopped into one of thoese motorized scooter things from hell. Let me tell ya, there was some pretty close call with pedestrians and food displays. I couldn't back the thing up for crap either. Also, people don't like to get out of your way. The thing comes equipped with a horn but I was nice and didn't use it. So there I was, zooming my way across Walmart buying groceries and underwear (I'm sure you wanted to know that bit of useless info) got the groceries to the car, zoomed back in, Walmart greeter got my wheelchair and out of the motorized contraption went I. It was an experience all right. Kinda reminded me of one of those rides at the carnival where you drive a motorized car. But I am happy to report that both myself and the Walmart Customers were not harmed or maimed in anyway and we all made it through a crowded day of Sunday grocery shopping.

EARLY MORNING

I have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow to go see my psychiatrist at 9 pm. I'll probably be in there for like 20 minutes at the most and it'll cost me a cool $150. I guess I'll head to work after and work some OT to make some of it back! Damn those psychiatrists make big bucks for listening to people whine, bitch, cry and moan. Dole out some meds and your job is done.


NINE INCHES

Ha ha ha ha get your mind out of the gutter you perverts. I mean nine inches of snow fell on the good old Granite State according to the text I got from my peep Audrey. I laughed my head off cause it's in the 60's here in Texas. Yes, I am amused by the misfortune of others. Next winter though I won't be laughing, I'll be crying when the white crap falls. So I might as well enjoy myself right now and continue to make fun of all the snow that has befallen NH. Hopefully this bad winter means next year will be a good winter. I think snow is evil and should be banned from this earth. That is one girls opinion and it should damn well be heeded.


DEPRESSION O'METER

I think a good solid 7 for today. I'm feeling pretty good. No urge to cry or shoot at strangers so all is good with the world. And thus I bid you adieu for tonight.

1 comment:

Pooh said...

The way I look at it, folks in the derby car have it all over the "pedestrians". So...if they end up with the front end or a basket in their keaster, serves them right for not moving their sorry asses!!!