TEXAS CHINESE FOOD

If you have seen my my space blog, which thanks to the help of one my bestest buds Pooh who helped me pimp it out and teach me to use it, then you know that we partook of some Chinese food tonight. I've been having a craving and needed to satisfy it right quick as we like to say here in Texas. Well, I guess I won't be getting that craving filled until next year when I head back to the beauty of New England which has the best damn Chinese food ever. Texas, I'm sorry, but your Chinese food tastes like Crap. Literally. If you are in Texas PLEASE for all that is holy in this universe, DO NOT get the Chinese. Sonic my friends, is your better bet.


SARAH PALIN IN THE LONE STAR STATE?

Ms Palin is in my living room and has just killed the biggest bug in the history of man. No, I am not talking about McCain. HA HA. Actually, my friend Janis is staying with me and she's just a pair of glasses shy of making a living doing Sarah Palin impersonations at parties.


DEALY PLAZA

The death hags are off tomorrow to visit the place where JFK had his brains shot out. We will bring you updates tomorrow. Hopefully we can find some other morbid places to visit. Death is everywhere!!!