THE ANSWER TO PEACE AND WORLD HARMONY


Yes, I have the answer. It's very simple and quite majestic in the sheer brilliance of it all. Forget that stupid "Mama Mia" movie with all the ABBA songs. How many damn movies have we had lately with ABBA assaulting us? Alot. Yes, ABBA songs are catchy and frothy and fun. I agree. But ABBA has worn out it's pop welcome. It's time for something new. Barry Manilow. Oh you know you love Barry Manilow songs, secretly way deep down inside. Who the hell can't get into "It's a Miracle" or "Copacabana" or any of the other zillion trillion BM (as I like to call him) songs.

But what would even be better than Barry Manilow songs? I am going to tell you. The answer is very simple. Steve Perry sings Barry Manilow OR Steve does Barry. Now get your minds out of the gutter! It's fantastic. Steve Perry does an entire album of Barry songs!!!! I am so astounded by the thought of it I can barely even type all this down. Can you just imagine the videos? SP doing Copacabana?! Someone fan me I am about to faint.

Pseudo Journey be DAMNED STRAIGHT TO HELL! Perry is gonna take those Barry songs and he is gonna make them his own. He is going straight to the top of the Mother Effin charts and he ain't never coming down! STEVE DOES BARRY remains at the top of the charts for the 10th year in a row. Oh lordy how does he do it? In point of fact, after three years no one else releases anything new because NOTHING can compete/compare to Steve harmonizing Barry. Music as we know it becomes Steve singing the Barry songs. There is NOTHING else and no one needs or wants anymore. Perfection has now been realized and world peace settles across the globe! Wars end. The energy crisis is solved. The world settles into a Cinderella time of love and harmony as Steve sings Barry.

**Yes I know that every instance of Steve Perry has been bolded in beauteous color. Now you tell me, who the hell else deserves that privilege?! No one damn it!!***


BATMAN VERBALLY ABUSES MOM AND SISTER

Christian Bale AKA hot ass Batman was brought into the UK police pokey or whatever they call it there to answer q's about harassment of the aforementioned mom and sis. What the..... Nice how Mommie Dearest and sibling wait til the night of the UK Dark Knight premiere. Apparently, in the UK they have such a charge as VERBAL ABUSE which if it were on the books in the good old USA not one of our citizens would be free. We'd all be in jail!!!! I for one, am on Christian's side and think his family is a bunch of money hungry whack jobs. Somebody call the Joker there's work to be done here.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME

I have paid off my Bank of stinking America credit card. I called them today and told them to terminate my account forthwith (always wanted to use that in a sentence--hee hee) and of course, I had to listen to a spiel about keeping the card blah blah blah...CANCEL my account NOW! They wanted to know why. WHY??? Cause I just paid off the damn thing and I don't want to rack up anymore debt kthanx. BYE BYE BOA credit card may I never ever see you again. Yes, I do have one credit card for those of you who are probably asking that question right now. I will pay that off and then I will be in the land of DEBT FREE--how sweet it is. I will keep the card though for emergencies and the like. But as God is my witness I will never charge unneccesarily again! (I quantify that with what Scarlett said at the end of GWTW however: "Tomorrow is another day.") Pray for me and give me strength!