IDIOT SEES VIRGIN MARY IN HER IRONING BOARD

Yes, some whack job in, SURPRISE, Texas, has alledged to have seen an image of the Virgin Mary in all her holy glory, simply Click here to see the "miracle" for yourself. Now come on, if you were the VM (as I like to call her) would you appear in cheese sandwhiches, potato chips or dirty windows? Nooooo, you would not! Either appear in full apparition or don't. Maybe God is having a laugh at the expense of all the idiots who will pay big bucks for this crap on ebay. Jesus, God and VM are probably laughing at how gullible/stupid some humans are. Until I see the VM live in my room performing some miracle, I will remain skeptical that the all powerful gods would choose to reveal themselves in ironing boards.



THE ONION PRESENTS A LOST PARODY TV SHOW


The new series, a half-hour family-oriented comedy called Where There’s Smoke, is touted by ABC as the new anchor of its Thursday-night lineup.
“Somewhere between the smoke monster’s first appearance on Lost— when it was depicted as a strange unseen force uprooting trees—and that episode in season three where it grabbed Mr. Eko and smashed him against the ground until he was dead, this character became the breakout star of the show,” said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment. “And that’s exactly why we’re so excited about Where There’s Smoke. We get to see the monster’s light comedic side in a show about life, love, and good friends having good times.”
“Because after all, Where There’s Smoke, there’s laughter,” McPherson added.


LOST REWATCH STARTS JUNE 1st

The great LOST rewatch uniting several big LOST blogs is set to start on June 1st and take us straight through to Season 6. For information on the schedule or to just read the insights, check out docartz.com for the revelant info. Sounds fun and ABC.com should have all the episodes online if you don't own the DVDs. I am gonna try and do recaps of all the older episodes. Lord knows, I got the time right now!!!


JON AND KATE ARE IDIOTS

Yes Jon and Kate are everywhere and honestly, what the hell have they done but spawned a litter of kids! It's done everyday in every country around the world. Big flipping deal. Kate knew what she was in for when she started those infertility treatments at such a young age and then decried that it was Society's obligation to help out since society created infertility treatments in the first place. WTF??????? If you can't afford to pay for your kids either A. Don't have them or B. Give them up for adoption. Kate is a mean bitch and treats Jon like crap. As the shows progressed it went from a show about cute kids to one about how Kate treats Jon and how/if he will stand up for himself. They've gotten loads of freebies and are worth at least $10 million. Is that not obscene? I'm gonna have me a litter of kids so I can get rich. They claim they have no help but it's readily apparent they have nannies. Ms Stay at home Kate is off plugging her book so she's never home. Who's taking care of the kids? Jon and the nannies. It's obvious from the show that Jon took a great deal of the responsibility of taking care of the kids while Kate yelled and criticized from the sidelines. Jon's no angel but if there's a divorce HE should get custody and Kate should pay support. It's obvious she wants the least amount to do with her kids as she can. How sad for those poor kids. I hope J & K have funds set up for those kids because it is THEY who are making the money for that family. For the trutch behind the PR spin check out the website Gosselinswithoutpity.com. Very insightful.


ABC and JJ ABRAHAMS HAVE CONFIRMED THE LOST STATUE

The Statue IS Tawaret. Check Wikipedia for further insights into that and what meanings it may hold. She is the goddess of fertility plus more stuff that is too convulted to go into right now. Oh what will Season 6 hold? Speculation on the LOST blogs is running rampant. Personally, I'd like to think Vincent is really GOD and he's overseeing everything the idiots on the Island are doing and will be the only one to survive at the end. Wouldn't that be cool?


X-MENS ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

I went to see this on Sunday with my friend Audrey. After a delightful meal at the outback we headed to the theatre. It was pretty empty for the Sunday before labor day but at least we didn't have to have idiot kids with their cell phone texting during the movie (what in the hell is SO important that you spend $8 bucks for a movie and still have to consult your damn cell phone????). Anyway, I have never seen any of the Xmen stuff and I like Hugh Jackman so we decided a glimpse of Jackman's butt was well worth the price. The movie was good, lots of adventure, fighting, chases. The usual par for the course stuff. Jackman's wife is killed and he vows revenge but (SPOILERS) it turns out she isn't really dead and was working with the baddies but in the end (as par for the movie course) she really did love Hugh (or his bod) and risked her life to save him. So, now she's deader then dead and Wolverine has his mind erased so he remembers nothing of her, his brother or his past. And that in a nutshell my friends, is the Wolvering Origins movie.


LOST PROMOS

There are some LOST promos floating around on Youtube with Jack and Terry Hatcher (From Desperate Housewives) which is quite funny. And another one with Hurley. I don't have the energy to post the links so I'm sure you can find them. Also check out the clip of Jack and Jimmy Kimmel (major LOST fan) having a staring contest. Funny stuff.


LOST IN GENERAL

Just cause it's the hiatus doesn't mean that I am going to stop writing about and speculating about LOST. So be prepared. I'm alos in the midst of rewatching old House shows so that my show up on this blog. Personally I hope House doesn't kick the Vicodin habit, he's more funny an interesting and ascerbic when he's on the pills.