LADY GAGA

Okay, I really like the song Love Game by the aptly named Lady Gaga. I have seen her of course, as she's all over the mags, but I hadn't heard her doing her thang. The song is really good and reminds me of Madonna (when she was at her peak). Take a listen and let the music soothe your soul--or any part of your body that happens to be burning/tingling at this particular moment!!

Love Game - LAdy Gaga ft. Kanye West & Lil Wayne



MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, ANYONE HEARD ABOUT THAT?!?

Ha ha ha. I'm kidding of course. You'd have to be dead or in a brain dead coma not to have heard this story for the past almost week, and even then you'd probably still know. So, it seems our late buddy Jacko had some drug at his house that is an anesthetic given by IV before surgeries and the like. Obviously MJ had some sleep issues and decided that seriously potent anesthesia meds was the way to go. The good news is it worked! The bad news is it worked too well. Honestly, couldn't Jacko have downed a few Ambiens? Those things make me go seriously into another dimension. Seriously. It is very sad that the Zombie played by Jacko in the Thriller video became what he actually looked like later in real life. If only we knew what he thought when he looked into the mirror. I doubt he was asking who the fairest in the land was, that is for sure!!

HAVE A GOOD TRIP TO NJ MS. PAULA!!!!

Drive safely and all that other jazz. Feel free to you know, get me any number of different Louis Vuittons while you're in NYC!!!!! Or Gucci, Prada, Juicy Couture etc., HA HA HA. When you return the great "LOST REWATCH 2009" will commence with a crap load of Chinese food to accompany it. Yum Yum. Me want some duck sauce!!! Nothing is better than watching LOST, seeing a shirtless Desmond as I munch hungrily on a a beef terriyaki stick. Oh get your mind outta the gutter. Yeah, yeah--what you're thinking IS what I meant!!!

RAIN RAIN RAIN

What in the the name of holy hell is it with all this damn precipitation? Is the summer gonna be a washout? Should I start building an ark??? Come on sun dammit, SHINE already!!!! If I have to be out of work at least let me be out of work with the appearance of tranquility via the sun. Summer goes by way too fast so let's have some decent summer weather NOW. And I mean RIGHT NOW!!

ANOTHER DEAD CELEB!

Karl Malden has joined the dead celebs of 2009 club. Apparently the club has become VERY relaxed on its member approval process. And Patrick Swayze is still hanging on. Also, I thought Karl Malden had died eons ago. My bad.