LOST EPISODE #12 DEAD IS DEAD


Okay I'm pissed I had a whole write up this last episode #12 Dead is Dead. And it got erased, and now I cannot find the damn thing. Okay so I'm gonna sum up the show for those of you idiots too stupid to watch and thus miss the greatest hour of your Wednesdays. But I digress. Let's see, essentially the show revolves Mr Ben and Mr John Locke. Talk about two scary dudes. Ben wants to be judged, he is judged by the smoke monster and lives. The visage of his dead daughter alex tells him to follow John Lokce and do whatever he says.

Sun is a bit more than shocked to see a walking John Locke. I mean who wouldn't be, the guys dead in a casket and now he's up right and spouting truisms like a Christ Figure.

Ben is judged by smokey, he doesn't get an A but something better: Life. We get some flashbacks of Ben and ETHAN visiting a lonely danielle and stealing her baby. This act, while descpicable, could also be the only way to keep them alive. Widmore is pissed that Ben didn't annhilate Mother and her beh beh but Ben stands up to him, Widmore can't do the deed himself, and thus Ben and beh beh become a happy little family (for the time being)

Back at New Ohterton Lapidius has decided to blow that popsicle stand and head back to the beach and Ajira crew. Sun decides to stay with Ben and John and take her chances of finding Jin, who as well all know, and Sun and Ben and john have a strong inkling of, they are in the70's listening to bad music and wearing even worse clothes.

By far one of the best Losts ever. I wish it were Wednesday already.

Best Lines (actually the whole shows dialouge was one best lines)

Ben: We don't even have a word for it. You call it Monster. (my people call maize you call it corn)

Little Linus: Who are you?
Scruffy Dude: I'm Charles (pause) Widmore.

Ben(aftering smoting down cesar into a nice salad):This gentleman and I are taking a boat does anyone else have a problem with that?

Ben (to John): You don't have the first idea of what this Island wants.
John: Are you sure about that?