Sunday, April 12, 2009

Michele's Musing on Recent Celeb PAP


And yet another mother with a zillion kids, only this one can't pay for them without duping the gov't and taxpayers. Do you think she could hanlde 14 kids like she self deludely professed way back before Dr Phil and pimping out her poor premies. Well kids, kick back and let's watch this train wreck come to its all but inevitable conclusion.

Michele's advice. Get a job. Get two jobs. Bust your ass like most moms instead of spending $2000 at the MAC counter.




Picture Madonna's face in this area, if you can stomache it. Sorry but I couldn't find one at a moments notice so use your imaginations for christ's sake! And that's my advice to you!










Vadge oh Vadge (and if you read Dlisted you'll get the nickname immediately) what is an incredibly rich woman with three children to? Why yes, let's try and steal one from Malawi!!!!!! Whoops! The Powers that be in Malawi say No way sister. Madonna, Vadge, give a few million create a school and some education and you'll be doing the community more good that will continue to grow. Honestly, it doesn't take an Einstein to figure this out.





Kanye West, take a chill pill and get over yourself. Laugh a little. Southpark is funny and so they insinuated you liking fishdick. I mean my god, did you see what they did to Tom Cruise. It's hysterical stuff. Chill dude. Michele's Advice: Respect Cartman's Authori-tay!




Whoa is me, I'm Lindsay Lohan. I have no money, no girlfriend (yet amazingly has a lovely new hair weave) and I've got some weird "atomizer" in my purse. What shall I do? Michele's advice: Get a job. Any job. Just get one and stop whining you airheaded diva.

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