IS THAT A MOUSE HEAD IN MY VEGGIES?

CORPUS DELECTI (YUMMY!!!)


There's the news story today out of Finland where some dude at a hospital finds a decapitated mouse head in his steamed veggies! That naturally begs the question we've all been thinking, where the hell is the rest of the body? So they made a new reality show out of it! What else?!

FIND THE MUTILATED MOUSE TORSO!!!!

That's right, somewhere in Europe right now, in someone's dinner, a child's lunch, grandma's apple pie....there is a mouse torso waiting to be found!

The winner...yes, the person who finds that mass of dead mouse meat, will win a tetanus shot and a tour of the morgue of their choice.

So start sifting through your food England, France et al; somewhere there's a dead mouse torso just waiting to be found!

LOST

Two more days left til we find out what drugs Jack's on and who Kate's been shacking up with!!!!


Anonymous

The link to Project Chanology is back up!!! And in other wacky Scientology Cruise News, Tommy boy was fooled by a person pretending to be Heath Ledger's dad. Seriously, if there's anyone who should know about pretending to be what they are not, it's Tom Cruise!