South Park Parody

OSAMA MEETS THE AMERICAN MENACE

**Yes another 9/11 parody, just deal with it!***

Osama: (walking around the vast wastelands that are Afghanistan, feeling smug) Ahh, it's good to be king of the world. Take that James Cameron! (hears a small, squeaky voice, looks down)

Cartman: Hey you! Your Osama Bin Laden and I'm here to kick your a$$.

Osama: oh look, it's a little bitty cartoony American. My God, you people are laughable. Sending in a children's character to do your dirtywork. I'm going to start laughing in a moment.

Cartman: Yeah, you'll be laughing outta your a$$ when we get through with you! Respect my Authori-tay!

Osama: (yawning) You bore me, be gone little maggot else I'll throw some Anthrax spores in your face.

Cartman: (angry, turning red) You! I knew it, I knew it! (starts screaming)

Osama: (looking around) Will you please calm yourself down, I'm beginning to grow weary of this ridiculousness.

Cartman: Get ready for some serious butt whipping Mr Bin Loser. Beef Cake, Beef Cake! (Cartman squinches his eyes and clenches his fists, calling out for help) I call upon the forces of righteous monsters to kick your butt Osama. Here me Mech-Streisand, Answer me Sally Struthers and Kathie Lee Gifford! Come and bring down your vengeance Scuzzlebutt with the mighty Patrick Duffy as one of your legs. COME!

A loud roar is heard as Mecha Streisand is seen coming over the horizon, off to the side is Sally Struthers eating many of the humanitarian food packets that were dropped...

Osama: (surprised, shocked, horrified) What the....?

Carman:(laughing) You will now feel the wrath of the United States. Kathie Lee Gifford, do your stuff!

Kathie Lee starts chattering gaily about her clothing line, her kids, Reege etc, as Osama puts his hands over his ears and screams NO!

Cartman: Sally Struthers has eaten the remainder of your Taliban troops.You are virtually defenseless now, you have no one to control, bully and do your evil bidding.

Osama: You'll never get me you little American Cartoon pipsqueak, no one defeats Osama, no one...especially not cowardly Americans.

Cartman: (pointing) Mecha Streisand, Scuzzlebutt, finish up this terrorist nutcase. We'll show you cowardly. Attack him! Osama, feel the wrath of 250 million American Infidels!

Mecha Streisand sings a few notes of "Evergreen" which render Osama incapable of moving. At that, Scuzzlebutt, dragging the ever-cheerful Patrick Duffy, moves in for the kill, and rips off a chunk of Osamas skull, the Patrick Duffy leg kicking him in his terrorist jewels. Osama screams as Mecha Streisand dumps a bucket of Anthrax Laden Water on him.

Osama: (dying, shrivelling) What a world, what a world...who would have thought a small cartoon boy could take away all my wickedness...I'm melting...melting....arrrhg....

Mecha Streisand, Kathie Lee, Scuzzlebutt: (singing) Ding Dong Osama's dead...

Cartman: Stop it, Stop it! Wrong parody! (begins singing) Oh, Osama is a *itch, he's a *itch on Monday he's a *itch on Tuesday, he's a *itch on Wednesday....(fade out)