THE NEW SCALE OF WACKNESS/SICKNESS/CREEPINESS ETC

The world is wacked and I now have a new scale on which to rate it. The scale is the Cellar Scale, named after that sick wacko who kept his daughter prisoner for 24 years amongst other atrocities. One being the lowest (for example the asswipe that put bleach in his ex girlfriends drink at the movies---Thanks Jan!) and 10 being the highest, or the putting your daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathering 7 kids with her. The Cellar Scale, judging human sickness in this crazy crazy world we live in. And might I add, thank you lord that I was not born in Austria. God Bless the USA!!!

JJE Conviction (Judge Jury and Executioner): It has been determined that Fritzl should be detained (aka HELD PRISONER) in the same underground cellar he stashed his daughter and children/grandchildren in. He should remain in self same cellar for the rest of his life (which hopefully will be LONG) and be given only food and water. Every three days or so, he will be visited by someone we'll call Bubba. Bubba is big, bad and very, very "addicted" to doing naughty things to people against their will. May Fritzl rot in no peace.


LOST

Last weeks LOST was good, although I am not a big fan of Kate and Jack, so in between gagging reflexes, I did enjoy the show. Even when LOST is not at it's best, it's the best damn show on television ever! And yes, I am placing it above Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I own all those darn DVDs! Tonight's show is going to be Locke-centric and we are gonna get to see some Cabin action! May we perhaps get another glimpse of the ever elusive Jacob??? Some of the scuttlebutt on the LOST boards seem to indicate that people think Claire is actually DEAD (killed when her cabin went bye bye via Keamy and pals) and that she is some kind of undead (like her daddy, Christian). Apparently, in order to stay dead, you gotta be buried like poor Frenchy and Karl. Good lord, did they look horrible when Miles uncovered their bodies last week. Yeah, I know, they were dead and all, and you don't look your best when you've been shot, killed and then buried in the ground. But STILL!!! And so the countdown begins until 10 pm.......

NIKKI COX

No, I'm not a fan of hers. She used to be on the TV shows Unhappily Ever After and more recently, Vegas. Well, last weekend she made a guest appearance on the Ghost Whisperer. Her and her mouth. Or, to be more accurate, her lips. They were huge. And when I say huge, I ain't just whistling dixie. They were gigantic, enormous and hideous! Someone needs to tell her. I don't know how her family and friends can look at her in the face without laughing/crying or puking.


SOUTHPARK

Last night's Southpark was not amongst my favorites. Cartman gets AIDS then gives it to Kyle. It wasn't a funny episode. The only really funny part was the allusion to high amounts of money being the cure to AIDS. Still, Cartman is Cartman and dammit, I love him!