Saturday, November 29, 2008

THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES: LOST SEASON FIVE POSTER!!!!!!!!!!





WHAT WILL HERETOFORE BE KNOWN AS THE "RED TRUCK INCIDENT"

Okay I wake up and for once I am in not such a depressed crappy mood. So I get up and turn on the computer--as one does--and then called my mother to tell her I'd be over in about an hour or so to go shopping. Well, first I decide I better take my happy pill so I go into the kitchen and what lovely surprise do I see on the floor but one of those big black beetle bug things (Janis you know what I mean)-- I wasn't worried cause the damn thing was struggling on its back so I just got a wad of tissue and smashed it to death. HA HA. Think you can scare me Mr. Bug? Got ya good! Well, I was about to get payback.

So, there I am all dressed and I even bathed, did hair and make up (which I haven't done in awhile--and I don't mean the bathing part!) I put on my $300 Channel Glasses, grabbed my $100 Guess bag and outside I go. Okay it's a little cool and windy but what the hell, my pill is kicking in now so I get to the outside and right in front, right by the cross bars near the next handicapped spot is the most gigantic red truck straight from hell my friends. I kid you not! It blocked the only cut in the pavemenet I could get down and there was no where else to go to get to my car (no alternate routes as it were) I see a small space and like an idiot decide to try it. Well there goes me, my designer glasses, handbag and wheelchair onto the pavement. Thankfully the only one hurt was me. Damn I can't afford $300 Chanels now baby. Now across the way I think I hear someone say "she fell" but did one person come to my aid? NO. Did one person ask if I needed any help? NO. Was I okay? NO. Where in the holy hell is the humanity in this world. But, unlike that bug in my kitchen, I got back up, picked up my self, my designer stuff (as well as my dignity) and went about my day. Oh and Kudos to me folks I actually called the apartment place and bitched them out!!! See I am getting something of a back bone!

MCDONALDS SWEET TEA

I said it before and I will say it again, Micky D's makes a damn fine sweet tea of which I am drinking as I am writing this blog. This stuff is gold baby. This, Krispy Kreme Donuts and LOST-- That my fellow peeps, is a reason to live.


ESTEE LAUDER HOLIDAY GLAMOUR BEAUTY GIFT

Okay, I relented. I bought it for myself. You know I love my make up and my Estee and--well damn I deserved it. Hopefully my father doesn't peruse this blog or I will be hearing about spending and budgets and all that crap that I already know about. Oh crap, gotta pay my rent the first is at hand but...........

WORKING ON FRIDAY

I volunteered to work on Friday. It was a holiday for the company (not anymore when good old Walgreens buys us out but that's another story kiddies) so anyway, I get paid my regular day and then I get paid my reg pay + over time. Ooooh, see that helps pay for Estee!! I have done some here and there other OT and I work the Sat after Xmas which because I am not taking a day off in its place (why should I it's a short week anyway) those 6 hours will all be OT. God darn it but do I love Money. And Desmond. And McDonalds Sweet tea. And Lost. And......well you get the point.

FORGOTTEN 80's SONG:

Remember "What are words for...." by Missing Persons. They also had another hit " Destination Unknown" and perhaps one more than my trivia loaded brain can hold in the memory banks. But hey there were perfect for MTV. I think that MTV should trot out all the old MTV starts of the early 80's and then show us side by side pics of what they looked like in their hey day. My god, that is an awesome idea. I know I would watch and gather my non existent friends (well we can chat via cell) and point at everybody and laugh my little head off. I need to go pitch this to MTV now, so good night.

1 comment:

Pooh said...

GROSSE about the big palimeto bug! BLEAH!!!