GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS

BAD NEWS: The Patriots choked yesterday and got their asses kicked by The Giants. While I normally don't give a flying Tom Brady about football, I wanted the Patriots to win. I'm not sure why, since I can't stand this part of the country and dream of the Golden Gates, but I guess loyalty is loyalty.

GOOD NEWS: Lost is only three days away!!!!!! I can't stop thinking about this damn show. I've been on all the websites. Did you know there is a Lostpedia? Yes there is! I've been reading theories, conspiracies etc til my little head spins, and still I go back for more. I'm about to rewatch the first three seasons too. I need help true, but then again, at least I'm not in the nut house like some pop singers I could name but, for some reason, today I choose not to. Or do I?

BRITNEY: HA HA. You knew I was gonna mention the bat-**it insane one. Her dad is, as we speak, still Conservator until at least February 14th. Ahhh, what a romantic coincidence huh? Happy Valentine's Day Britbrit, you're in the mental ward and Daddy's controlling your stuff! Someone needs to make a Hallmark card for this!

SCIENTOLOGY: The chick that does Bart Simpson's voice gave $10 mil to the COS (Church of Scientology) last year. If that's not totally whacked then I challenge you to tell me something that is! February 10th is the day when Anonymous marches on the COS. And as you know, they don't forgive and they sure as heck don't forget!

GROUNDHOG UPDATE: My friend Sean in Georgia tells me the groundhog there is predicting an early Spring. And because I love the South and I hate Winter, I am putting all my faith behind this little guy. Yeah southern groundhog!