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WIDGET

Widget Widget who's got the, oh you know... It's a stupid name but it does something cool. Yes, the music you are hearing while you read this is courtesy of something called a Widget. I, being the computer clueless one, had help in figuring out what it is and how to add it to this blog. Thank you Paula for walking me step-by-step through the process. Hopefully I'll remember how to do it in the future otherwise you'll hear the same song for eternity. Although, what better way to go through eternity then listening to "Don't stop believin?" RHETORICAL QUESTION DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ANSWER!!!!!!


MICROWAVED BABY

That is not a typo. Some woman is on trial for putting her baby into the microwave. AND TURNING IT ON! Can you imagine? The woman's "excuse" was that her boyfriend was cheating on her. Guess that showed him huh? Just imagine what the woman might say to the judge:

If he hadn't been out prowling around with other women then I wouldn't have taken the baby to the microwave (mistakening her for a pork chop, which come on, is easy to do) opened up the door, put the crying, squirming "pork chop" in--closed the door and then pressed the on button. When the timer went off I removed the chop, and never for a moment did I realize it was my child even as I placed the meat on the sofa. I'm not responsible your honor, I was drunk, my boyfriend cheated and I thought I was cooking a pork chop snack. It's not my fault!