Groundhog must die!

PHIL

That stupid little rat faced ground hog saw his shadow yesterday so that means six more weeks of winter. Six more weeks?! I can't take even six more seconds of this crap. Seriously, someone needs to take that groundhog and let him off somewhere in a deep deep forest where he'll never see any shadow again! No I am not bitter, and it's not like I believe in the little rodent, but any hint of an extended winter just gets my ire up. Yes, IRE! Oh to be in California now.


PATRIOTS

Well it's the superbowl. Will Tom Brady and Co. stomp that Manning guy and his crew into the ground? Will the commercials be interesting? Will anyone actually NOT change the channel when Paula Abdul debuts her new single? I was really hoping Abdul wouldn't wimp out and do the thing live cause I would totally watch to see the trainwreck that is her music career derail in front of zillions of viewers. Way more interesting then when Janet showed some nip!

BRITNEY

Looks like Britbrit is locked away more then likely for 14 days while they try and evaluate or medicate her or whatever it is they do when you are on the psycho ward. Her daddy has control over her interests for the time being, which I suppose is more palatable then her wack job mother taking care of things. I mean, Mommy thought it was okay to let 16 year old Jamie Sin-- I mean Jamie Lynn, shack up at her home with redneck boyfriend. Is it any wonder the kid is pregnant? Anyway, for now, Britney's BFF Sam has a restraining order against him, so maybe he'll do the precarious econony a favor and get an acutal job.