NOW YA KNOW!

There are certain things that are so incredibly important that if you didn't know them your life would not be complete. You wouldn't be able to sleep at night. Something would seem to be "missing" and you wouldn't know why. So I will be gracious and kind enough to share these little tidbits with you so that you can live a fuller existence. And so.......


Miley Cyrus likes to drink Ketchup from a bottle.

And now, YA KNOW. Discuss......



PLAGIARISM

Here's a quote from that chick who wrote that fake memoir "Love and Consquences" about her supposed life as a half-indian foster child of a black BIG MOMMA in LA's hood. What I would like to know is, did she even write the book herself, cause she sounds stupid and semi-literate. Which really, should have been a dead give away to her Publishers. And here is the illustrious quote with my comments in all Caps:

"For whatever reason, (TOO STUPID TO EVEN GIVE A BAD EXCUSE) I was really torn and I thought it was my opportunity to put a voice to people who people don’t listen to,”(YEAH PEOPLE WHO PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN TO. PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE??) Seltzer told the paper. “I was in a position where at one point people (WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?) said you should speak for us because nobody else is going to let us in to talk. Maybe it’s an ego thing —(NOW THIS IS A TRUTHFUL GEM) I don’t know. I just felt that there was good that I could do and there was no other way that someone would listen to it.” (NO, YOU MEAN THERE IS NO OTHER WAY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE PAID YOU BIG BUCKS TO SPILL A STORY ABOUT SOME WHITE HALF INDIAN CHICK IN THE HOOD!)

PATRICK SWAYZE

I read Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. I have nothing funny to say about that. I wish him well and a speedy recovery! Okay I'll same something funny. I really hope the hasn't had "the time of his life" yet. I guess if I have to explain that last sentence then it isn't funny. Oh well, I tried!

LOST

One more day til Lost! I almost got through this entire posting without mentioning Lost, but I just couldn't do it!