WOMEN TAKE FOREVER IN THE BATHROOM

For one woman, it was actually two years. Apparently, this young woman needed alot of time to do her primping and grooming. And two years later, after her ass was melded to the toilet seat, I guess her and her boyfriend decided she was done! Cops were called to some trailer park in Kansas (no wonder Dorothy wanted outta there) and found a woman sitting on the toilet seat, her skin grating onto and growing around the seat. The boyfriend was nice enough about it, brining her food and drink and asking her everyday if she was coming out. "Maybe tomorrow" was her unquestionably lucid retort. Cops don't know yet if there any physical or mental disabilities however, it doesn't seem like a very far stretch to say YEAH mental problems times mega atom blast ten going on in that white trash palace. .